107,000,000,000 - Hairloss Is Statistically Incurable

[macaroni]

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[kj6723]

Haven't you heard? Brotzu has the cure. It's hitting the market in 2016

 

[The Baldy Man]

That's because baldness is an evil curse from Hell with no cure. The Devil is using his supernatural powers to make sure that we are doomed to bozo hair. Best explanation I have.

 

[CopeForLife]

Interesting theory but wrong conclusions. You forgot a function of time.

Yes, you can accidentally eat a lucky combination of "chemical compounds" but the probability is drastically degraded when a daily routine has taken into account.

Secondly, min and finasteride were brought into a set of hairloss cure exactly by accident. Neither finasteride or min was invented as hairloss cure. And again, they are useless until you include them into your daily routine.

 

[N003]

"By the age of thirty-five two-thirds (66%) of American men will experience some degree of appreciable hair loss"

That's just a lie! two-thirds with 35 lol.....NEVER

Just go out on the street, i would say max. 30 % of all men are bald.

 

[hanginginthewire]

There's plenty of instances of someone reversing their hairloss. Transgenders, propecia super responders, minoxidil dudes, etc. Even transplants could be categorized as "reversing hair loss," at least from a cosmetic perspective.

 

[Guzam]

"Population Reference Bureau estimates that about 107 billion people have ever lived"

"By the age of thirty-five two-thirds (66%) of American men will experience some degree of appreciable hair loss"

"Forty percent (40%) of women have visible hair loss by the time they are age 40."

107,000,000,000 / 2 = 53,500,000,000

53,500,000,000 * 66% = 35,310,000,000

53,500,000,000 * 40% = 21,400,000,000

35,310,000,000 + 21,400,000,000 = 56,710,000,000

There have been ~56.7+ Billion people who have lived with some degree of baldness. There are countless factors that have been discovered to contribute to hairloss, however, there are no incidents of someone (even accidentally) reversing/curing their hairloss.

With 56.7 Billion people living an averaged minimum of 10 bald/ing years that means collectively they lived:
567,100,000,000 years
208,125,700,000,000 days
4,995,016,800,000,000 hours

There have been more than enough people to have lived with this disease to have had a complete and permanent cure spontaneously appear, through sheer statistical "brute force" of trial and error or variations in diet/lifestyle etc etc. Someone, somewhere should have already cured their own hairloss. I don't mean someone should have started a lab and tested x number of chemical compounds on their head, i mean by pure luck, it should have already happened. The fact it hasn't is a reality that is hard to ignore.

Nice argument but remember that proper medicine began in the XX century: very few years ago. Before it wasn't even trial and error, it was 'shooting in the dark' and hoping not to die because of a flu. Hair loss is so complex that we don't understand it even now: no one in the past could have cured it, even with thousands of (cumulative) years of trialling.

 

[Marky]

That's because baldness is an evil curse from Hell with no cure. The Devil is using his supernatural powers to make sure that we are doomed to bozo hair. Best explanation I have.

Just say this prayer while you lather up the nizoral:

From the crown of my head to the soul of my feet
In the name of Jesus Christ, I command every hair follicle on my head to produce healthy unhindered hair, as was designed by God
So that I may have a full head of hair all the days of my life for the greater glory of God
I am blessed, and not cursed, and any blessing by God is stronger than any curse.

I say it in the shower, then at church during the holy eucharist. Seems to work ok, im happy with my hair for 41.

 

[Exodus2011]

Interesting theory but wrong conclusions. You forgot a function of time.

Yes, you can accidentally eat a lucky combination of "chemical compounds" but the probability is drastically degraded when a daily routine has taken into account.

Secondly, min and finasteride were brought into a set of hairloss cure exactly by accident. Neither finasteride or min was invented as hairloss cure. And again, they are useless until you include them into your daily routine.

lol this. OP, no one is going around eating random chemicals haha. and its completely pointless if someone somehow "cured" it against all odds just through daily living - we have no clue WHAT exactly caused the regrowth even IF we found the records of what they did. this is why you go to school for 10 years to learn how to tease out the causes and effects

 

[Eren]

Don't know if this is credible (probably not) but for what it's worth, a link to boost our enthusiasm for a cure.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/a-simple-cure-for-baldness-has-just-been-discovered/

 

[Exodus2011]

My thoughts on this article:

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thats honestly horrible lol. seriously what with bald discrimination and all i probably feel more sympathy for animals than humans at this point

 

[Roberto_72]

I think the problem is that we do not have ONE hairloss buy multiple types of hairloss.
Different age onsets, different patterns, different velocities.
It is so varied that it does not even look like a disease but an unfortunate characteristic of your body Dynamics like, say, growing a very large nose.it is in your genes (and many of them).

 

[Trichosan]

Uh, Ok. How do I get my hair back based on this incredible information?

 

[sisenegonan]

Hair loss should be updated as a sexually transmitted disease. Only then will bald people be shunned off and forced into skipping reproduction. Then maybe we will have full heads for generations.

 

[Roberto_72]

Hair loss should be updated as a sexually transmitted disease. Only then will bald people be shunned off and forced into skipping reproduction. Then maybe we will have full heads for generations.

Some decades ago it was really like that.
Siphyllis (STD) caused hair loss.
People tried to hide hair loss to hide siphyllis.
In fact it is almost a miracle the bald genes have survived to this day...

 

[Saurabhaj]

Expecting hairloss treatements after a specific age is foolishness.

We are not in media industry.

Rather we will be happy that we are not struck by actual medical diseases like Hypertension,cardiac issues,diabetes mellitus,kidney problems,liver problems,arthritis (joint pains),and cancer,GIT problems,Eye problems.

Aetiology of most diseases starts from 35 .
Take care of physical health more than image issues if over 35.

If hairloss treatement comes before age of 30/35,hooray,otherwise f*** that hairloss and move on.

 

[CopeForLife]

Hair loss should be updated as a sexually transmitted disease. Only then will bald people be shunned off and forced into skipping reproduction. Then maybe we will have full heads for generations.

this

nobody would intercourse with baldie considering a chance to catch his disease

this will stop hypocrisy

 

[Marky]

Some decades ago it was really like that.
Siphyllis (STD) caused hair loss.
People tried to hide hair loss to hide siphyllis.
In fact it is almost a miracle the bald genes have survived to this day...

Maybe its not a gene but intergenerational curse. But i get no likes on my prayer....just something to ponder.

 

[Marky]

Expecting hairloss treatements after a specific age is foolishness.

We are not in media industry.

Rather we will be happy that we are not struck by actual medical diseases like Hypertension,cardiac issues,diabetes mellitus,kidney problems,liver problems,arthritis (joint pains),and cancer,GIT problems,Eye problems.

Aetiology of most diseases starts from 35 .
Take care of physical health more than image issues if over 35.

If hairloss treatement comes before age of 30/35,hooray,otherwise f*** that hairloss and move on.

There is some truth here, if you were diagnosed with terminal disease your hairloss would all the sudden take a back seat.

I have a colleague at work age 47, face started twitching and still does a year later - im thinking neurological disease, maybe parkinsons onset. Imagine going out to socials or anything and people looking at you weird wondering why your face is twitching.

 

[Roberto_72]

Maybe its not a gene but intergenerational curse. But i get no likes on my prayer....just something to ponder.

In all honesty
Do you think God considers hair loss important?