Forget lasso-ing. The biggest thing is sex one can't do with a hairpiece.
Unless ofcourse, you tie the girl's hands down as part of "roleplay"... EVERYTIME. She'll love it because she'll think it's kinky and you're dominating.
Somehow I missed this video. I remember Pat Boone, and I'm just learning he was wearing a toupee all those years. I think he looked better without it. You didn't see many (or any) guys with shaved heads back then, like you do now, though. (I.D., can't resist: Heads aren't the only things skinned now--lol!)