30 min until my worst nightmare

FKnight

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I am sitting here and waiting for my girlfriend to come to my place. We are going swimming at a local swimming pool. Damn, it has been like forever since I was swimming. I am so f*cking scared….. And than I will get sun burn, and my big forehead will shine like a bowling ball. I hate swimming .


24 min to countdown :cry: someone please help!!!!

Do u guys swimm?
 

nomad

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I used to care about my hair getting wet in public, but I really am kinda over it now. Easier said than done I know, but try not to act all weird about it because then you will just draw more unwanted attention to yourself.

Nomad
 

cosmo gene

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FKnight

yes I do swim. What I am going to say is a third party ie. disintersted and objective response to your dilema. Your main concern is sunprotection, protect yourself from the sun ie. apply waterproof sunscreen where exposed. Realistically who at the pool is going to actually give a sh*t about you to the extent assesing you or processing based on your current hair density. Most of the guys at the pool will most likely be more cognisant of your fortunateness of having a girlfriend than of anything you might be worrying about. Lastly, people have more important things on there minds than your current hair density, no offence but the world revolves around me not you, just joking, seriously though people either want to relax by the pool or if they are contemplating, its probably about there own business. Have a good time, and appreciate your girl, its a drag being single.
 

hair mchair

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FKnight said:
I am sitting here and waiting for my girlfriend to come to my place. We are going swimming at a local swimming pool. Damn, it has been like forever since I was swimming. I am so f*cking scared….. And than I will get sun burn, and my big forehead will shine like a bowling ball. I hate swimming .


24 min to countdown :cry: someone please help!!!!

Do u guys swimm?

Wear a shower cap.
 

bombscience

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I'm going wakeboarding next weekend with 7 girls, 4 guys and most of them are actors. Translation. Beautiful people, bald bombscience. I'm just going to drink, drive the boat, and have a ball cap laying around for when i get out of the water.
 

Grantspots

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I suggest a heavy infusion of mind altering substances. Then you'll be just like everybody else at the pool in that you won't care.

Just stare at the older guys love handles, that always helps too.

jerry grant
 

Stingray

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You'll find out that no one will notice. You could be almost completely bald, and the only person that notices is yourself. More like..the only one who CARES is yourself. I go boating all the time... I got a hairy chest and thinning hair. I still manage to attract the honeys, and I don't figure myself to be much on the attractive side... tho people tend to tell me otherwise :p

Just grab yer nuts....and get your *** out there and make yourself noticed. So you gots thinning hair and a big forehead. Theres worse physical abnormalities than that, and the guys still get the chicks. Just don't be a b**ch and you'll get more women than you can beat off with a 2x4.
 

bombscience

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Stingray said:
You'll find out that no one will notice. You could be almost completely bald, and the only person that notices is yourself. More like..the only one who CARES is yourself. I go boating all the time... I got a hairy chest and thinning hair. I still manage to attract the honeys, and I don't figure myself to be much on the attractive side... tho people tend to tell me otherwise :p

Just grab yer nuts....and get your *** out there and make yourself noticed. So you gots thinning hair and a big forehead. Theres worse physical abnormalities than that, and the guys still get the chicks. Just don't be a b**ch and you'll get more women than you can beat off with a 2x4.

Yeah I hear that! Last night I got up the confidence to finally get together with the girl I've been sweating for like 6 months. Needless to say, my confidence was much more important to her than my hair, cause she spent the night.

I'm happy as a pig in sh*t today!
 

cosmo gene

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bomb

I think the physiology of women is that they want men moreso than men want women, if she feels comfortable around you for her to be herself than she will be overwhelmed by your presence, and want you so bad, I suppose you being a guy would play it cool and if its the right atmosphere you will be a satisfied gent. however, sometimes women front differently than there actuall emotions and stuff, its all bout playing it cool, knowing that shes hoping that things will happen between you two, and letting her reveal that side to you on her terms. good luck
 

shivs

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Go out with chicks that have balding fathers, they seem to have a different outlook than the other chicks who have never encountered a balding human being before! If your confident and have a great personality then your golden. Just remember to make the girls laugh they love that sh*t! :love:
 

FKnight

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I am back, :lol: and alive. My GF noticed my thin hairs, when they were wet. She just said that her previous boyfriend also had a receding hairline and i don't need to worry. She doesen't have any balding relatives. Her father has the powerful hairs i saw. (they are realy strong).

As soon as i get a digital camera i will post a picture of her nice ***, so all guys here will be able to C, that it is possible to get a HOT chick with receding hairline. (i'll post my receding hairline picture with the *** picture) :lol:

btw. all man ( her ex-boyfriend and some other guy), that were dating her were balding, including me. First was loosing it on vertex, second on top, and me on temples and some frontal. :)

Sorry on my english.
 

Rubber Baby Buggy

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Just put a hat on after you get out of the pool. Most people look like their hair is falling out when it's wet anyways, so it's no big deal.
 
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