A Man With Polio Gets More Women Than Me You Know

[Butterbean Head]

Yes Yes, Met a 83year old specimen today(let's call him "C") who contracted Polio at 18months.

About 5ft 6, skinny-fat who is the spitting image of Worzel Gummidge.

Has Fathered 17 sperm-drops with 10 different women, the recent one only 5years ago.

What does he have that I don't?

That's right readers......HAIR!!

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

The absolute galls this polio freak has to take our women....

 

[Butterbean Head]

The absolute galls this polio freak has to take our women...

The absolute galls this polio freak has to take our women....

No, he is a stand-up specimen, fairplay to him.

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

No, he is a stand-up specimen, fairplay to him.

This meek attitude is exactly why bald men rank lower than 83 year old polio survivors in the dominance hierarchy.

 

[Butterbean Head]

This meek attitude is exactly why bald men rank lower than 83 year old polio survivors in the dominance hierarchy.

Never Trevor, have some empathy for your fellow man.

 

[Trichosan]

He got the women because of his Pole-ee-oh!

 

[Butterbean Head]

He got the women because of his Pole-ee-oh!

If you have hair and are clean-shaven, society deems you "normal".

That's all one needs to obtain women.

You don't need to be traditionally good-looking, just be "normal"

 

[justinbieberscombover]

If you have hair and are clean-shaven, society deems you "normal".

That's all one needs to obtain women.

You don't need to be traditionally good-looking, just be "normal"

f*** being "normal" and clean shaven.

 

[LouisSarkozy]

just poliomax brah

 

[Butterbean Head]

f*** being "normal" and clean shaven.

I fully agree, it does leave one in the mire though.