Any advice for getting a haircut at a salon?

FailSafe55

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I'm a diffusing sub-human and booked a haircut for Friday morning. I'm worried that the hair stylist will notice hundreds of hairs falling off my scalp during the cut. Is there any thing I should do beforehand to prepare? I'm thinking of taking a shower and trying my hardest to shake all the loose hairs off before I go in. Brutal

Meanwhile chad gets a blowjob during his hair cut appointment
 

FailSafe55

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Just had a fire cut boys, time to slay some prime JB's
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They’ve seen everything, I wouldn’t worry about it
I had to scrape through my hair this morning as to not embarrass myself when they wash it. The hair dresser kept complimenting my hair though so I don't know what to think
 

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I know that you already did it but my advice is to not do this. The hair is going to be too minituarized to be combed and so they can't really scissor cut it. So it's going to be a 10 minutes clipper cut. For that you'd go to a basic barbershop or do it yourself. The only exception is if you want the Larry David.
 

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I know that you already did it but my advice is to not do this. The hair is going to be too minituarized to be combed and so they can't really scissor cut it. So it's going to be a 10 minutes clipper cut. For that you'd go to a basic barbershop or do it yourself. The only exception is if you want the Larry David.
I applied a bunch of thickning spray before hand to make it less embarrassing, she did a scissor cut and told me to use "products to make your hair thicker blah blah blah"
 

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I had to scrape through my hair this morning as to not embarrass myself when they wash it. The hair dresser kept complimenting my hair though so I don't know what to think
Aren't you taking 15 supplements per day? How do they help if you keep shedding like crazy?..
 

Will Be an Egg in 5 years

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Just don't. When you're a diffuse thinner, every haircut means speeding up the hairloss. It's just paleative. Delay it the most you can.

Since June 2019 I only had 6 haircuts
 

doubleindemnity

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I applied a bunch of thickning spray before hand to make it less embarrassing, she did a scissor cut and told me to use "products to make your hair thicker blah blah blah"

How does spray allow the scissors to cut the tiny miniature hairs? The fact that it was possible for you to have a scissor cut makes me think that maybe your hair loss could be manageable. You're lucky to have that hair.
 
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