anyone else wish they never had a girlfriend?

[Feelsbadman]

a lot of incels will hate me for making this post but trustme
id rather not have a gf ever.
then have one and never again

i had one 3 years ago

ive been swiping on dating apps every day for 3 years and still havent found a replacement.

that must be over 1000+ swipes

 

[fauxhawk]

If it took you 20 + years for your first Girlfriend then 3 years is nothing bro just 17 years to go till your next one, easy stuff you got this soldier

 

[Butterbean Head]

a lot of incels will hate me for making this post but trustme
id rather not have a gf ever.
then have one and never again

i had one 3 years ago

ive been swiping on dating apps every day for 3 years and still havent found a replacement.

that must be over 1000+ swipes

I should be called feelsbadman.

One relationship with a single mum(lost my virginity to at 23) that ended in divorce 18years ago.

No relationship with my immediate family

18years living in shared bedsits.

27years working in crappy factories.

Bareback street-meat where I've "fallen in love" with 4 now.

The laughing stock wherever I go.

If your like this now in you're 20's, what you going to be like when you reach my age(44)........

 

[Butterbean Head]

Yet still I'm a specimen beset, whose Hippocampus can't forget.

 

[Oknow]

a lot of incels will hate me for making this post but trustme
id rather not have a gf ever.
then have one and never again

i had one 3 years ago

ive been swiping on dating apps every day for 3 years and still havent found a replacement.

that must be over 1000+ swipes

move countries
I honestly think some countries are harder than others to date

 

[Oknow]

I should be called feelsbadman.

One relationship with a single mum(lost my virginity to at 23) that ended in divorce 18years ago.

No relationship with my immediate family

18years living in shared bedsits.

27years working in crappy factories.

Bareback street-meat where I've "fallen in love" with 4 now.

The laughing stock wherever I go.

If your like this now in you're 20's, what you going to be like when you reach my age(44)........

They should create a documentary on your life , it’s interesting

 

[Oknow]

I should be called feelsbadman.

One relationship with a single mum(lost my virginity to at 23) that ended in divorce 18years ago.

No relationship with my immediate family

18years living in shared bedsits.

27years working in crappy factories.

Bareback street-meat where I've "fallen in love" with 4 now.

The laughing stock wherever I go.

If your like this now in you're 20's, what you going to be like when you reach my age(44)........

did you have kids

 

[Butterbean Head]

They should create a documentary on your life , it’s interesting

I don't know if you are being sardonic, but I have a few ideas in this rats maze for a short film based on certain aspects of my life. I also write controversial poems that I would like to get out there.
I am also in the process of writing a memoir of my exploits "out there"

 

[Butterbean Head]

did you have kids

I think I'm a Jaffa.

 

[Feelsbadman]

If it took you 20 + years for your first Girlfriend then 3 years is nothing bro just 17 years to go till your next one, easy stuff you got this soldier

men peak in their 50s bro
im gonna be 50 and dating a hot 21 year old
women love older men bro

 

[Butterbean Head]

They should create a documentary on your life , it’s interesting

Certainly the misfits I have dealt with would fill a book.

 

[Butterbean Head]

men peak in their 50s bro
im gonna be 50 and dating a hot 21 year old
women love older men bro

Did I mention at a party we had in the shared house earlier on this year, the friend of the girl upstairs said she liked me from the start and thought I was "good-looking"?

She was 19 and says she likes older men.

Slim, petite with a cute face and tattoos.

Wanted this butterbean head but instead I went alone to bed.

Playing games, that's what they do.........

 

[UnLuckyLuciano]

move countries
I honestly think some countries are harder than others to date

You should try Romania.
If you wanna see what hypergamy looks like, come here, lol.

 

[UnLuckyLuciano]

men peak in their 50s bro
im gonna be 50 and dating a hot 21 year old
women love older men bro

You know how the term "the wall" is available for women?
Guess what the wall is for a man.

 

[Butterbean Head]

finasteride?

No, I've been fully bald since 23.

I believe my liquid selves doggy paddle.

 

[Butterbean Head]

How did you become a Jaffa then?

Genetics? I don't know, I'm surmising I am infertile.

The amount of wet ones I've emptied my ginger tea-bags inside, yet(as far as I am aware), no tadpoles have fermented an Ova.

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

I don't know if you are being sardonic, but I have a few ideas in this rats maze for a short film based on certain aspects of my life. I also write controversial poems that I would like to get out there.
I am also in the process of writing a memoir of my exploits "out there"

I'd read it. like a bald Bukowski. or a Célinean journey through the little nightmare of hairloss and the big nightmare of a poor, marginalized existence in eternally grey England

 

[Butterbean Head]

I'd read it. like a bald Bukowski. or a Célinean journey through the little nightmare of hairloss and the big nightmare of a poor, marginalized existence in eternally grey England

Appreciate it.

Perhaps tis the Irish in this meat-suit, but it appears over the last couple of years that I have discovered a talent for writing.

As mentioned, I am in the process of writing about the world I willingly stumbled into, prostitution, and all the other sins that go with it. It is candid but put in a comedic manner. Self-deprecating yet the truth of how a specimen with severe low self-esteem that can do such as thing to himself.