Anyone here really miss sex? ?

Feelsbadman

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Paying for prostitutes and fapping is nothing compared to the real thing.

I really miss it today. I've been laid once in the last 12 months and it was terrible with this druggie girl who was a weirdo and ugly.

When I had regular sex i felt better overall maybe its the oxytocin and dopamine hit you get.
 

Oknow

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Paying for prostitutes and fapping is nothing compared to the real thing.

I really miss it today. I've been laid once in the last 12 months and it was terrible with this druggie girl who was a weirdo and ugly.

When I had regular sex i felt better overall maybe its the oxytocin and dopamine hit you get.
Im drunk right now

but sometimes it’s not about sex but the banter when women are interested in you
 

Butterbean Head

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Paying for prostitutes and fapping is nothing compared to the real thing.

I really miss it today. I've been laid once in the last 12 months and it was terrible with this druggie girl who was a weirdo and ugly.

When I had regular sex i felt better overall maybe its the oxytocin and dopamine hit you get.
Yes.

The last non-paying specimen before two months ago was 8years.

This decadent delight(from two months ago) was another single mum with a saggy bum who when I was straddling doggy-style stated if I c*m inside her that will be rape. I carried on the straddlisation but apparently it bored her so she went on top but naturally my large one had gone floppy.
I left her in the bed and walked out of my friends house and proceeded to be sick whilst walking the 6miles home.......but first stopped off in the red light district and picked up a non-looker hooker. Straddled her in broad-day light but she wouldn't let me c*m as a homeless man was watching us................so I picked up another hooker and straddled her. Pretended to c*m as she has a habit of dancing about when I'm thrusting.
Two weeks later my large one was secreting a greenish goo.
 

Butterbean Head

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funny cuz the real mr. newton quite likely might have died a virgin. based asexual man of science and God who had transcended the need for carnal pleasure
Go forth and multiply saith the Lord.

That's what life's all about, Tadpoles inside holes.
 

Willoway

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And honestly, without me, this entire place fell apart and several ahem gentlemen seem to have completely lost their bearings. Janey ran a happy upbeat sort of place. I did notice that someone cleared out the suicide/why was i born? thread garbage and I am not answering questions nor taking positions. I have gotten to quite like eight hours of sleep. I appreciated your support and that of Norwoody and the guy with the huge guns.
 

Butterbean Head

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I am dutifully back to presenting as male in my progress pics but any more hair might out me, lol:

"It's good to back, it's good to be back"

I digress, it should be "Where's there a Will there's a gay"...............or should it?

I will let the discerning reader(s) decide.

Either way(excuse the pun hun), it's nice to see you, to see you nice......
 

Howdy Partner

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And honestly, without me, this entire place fell apart and several ahem gentlemen seem to have completely lost their bearings. Janey ran a happy upbeat sort of place. I did notice that someone cleared out the suicide/why was i born? thread garbage and I am not answering questions nor taking positions. I have gotten to quite like eight hours of sleep. I appreciated your support and that of Norwoody and the guy with the huge guns.
I think Norwoody roped
 

Butterbean Head

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And honestly, without me, this entire place fell apart and several ahem gentlemen seem to have completely lost their bearings. Janey ran a happy upbeat sort of place. I did notice that someone cleared out the suicide/why was i born? thread garbage and I am not answering questions nor taking positions. I have gotten to quite like eight hours of sleep. I appreciated your support and that of Norwoody and the guy with the huge guns.
Yes, we need more characters on this site and less social Chameleons.
 

Willoway

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Whatever you want, Norwoody, talk to me. A lot of the frustration you were echoing is normal when you are mostly hanging out with folks who are regrowing entire heads of hair....
 
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