Jonas
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Would you think that a great majority of us have spent a good deal of time irrationally dreaming up and imagining links between our lifestyles and our hairloss? I know I have. Here are some strange ideas I have thought up (some I still believe):
1. Eating too much. The main reason I believe this is because the only people in my entire family are those who have gained excessive weight. I also have some strange idea that if one was to binge eat every now and then, the body would expect more nutrients coming in when reverting back to regular eating patterns, thus creating some sort of chemical meltdown on my scalp causing the angry midgets to take a micro chisel and individually destroy my hair from the precious root.
2. Masterbating/sex. Maybe god pulls out a hair from my scalp for every orgasm I self administer, I don't know. If I had a nickel for every orgasm I've had in my 19 year old life, I'd have one of those rich oil sultans from Saudi Arabia clean my toilet with a toothbrush. Sadly, I have absolutely no resistance when it comes to sex so I basically enjoy 8-9 orgasms a week.
3. Using your brain too much when it's used to doing nothing. Previous years all I did was party and stuff of that sort. Now I'm in university and my brain is angry and sore. I shocked my friends as to how much hair I lost in a single year.
4. Too much sleeping. I know a guy who's in great shape and doesn't party much. He's 20. He sleeps away his life (literally) when he's not working out or what not. He's very bald. I'm starting to sleep alot myself and my hairloss is accellerating.
5. Smoking. This isn't some strange idea I thought up. Smoking can do evil things to your body while simultaneously making you feel good. But I smoke so everytime I light up I imagine a hair root of mine being lit up as well.
6. Cocaine. This isn't some strange idea I thought up. Snorting can do evil things to your body while simultaneously making you feel good. But I snort so everytime I snort I imagine a hair root of mine being coated with sizzling acidic chemicals.
My conclusion is, is that alot of us can slow down our hairloss. Some of us are obviously hopeless and will lose their hair no matter what they do or dont do. The thing is, for some of us, there must be some things that really trigger the hair loss. Perhaps our body needs a certain diet that we'll never know. Maybe some of us only lose hair when they masterbate too often. But what I'm really trying get at, is the fact that life is plate full of dogshit and we must eat it. For if we don't and kill ourselves, god will be angry and make us burn for eternity.
Also if it werent for us bald guys (or fat, or disfigured, or plain), there wouldn't be any beautiful people.
HAHAHAHAHA
1. Eating too much. The main reason I believe this is because the only people in my entire family are those who have gained excessive weight. I also have some strange idea that if one was to binge eat every now and then, the body would expect more nutrients coming in when reverting back to regular eating patterns, thus creating some sort of chemical meltdown on my scalp causing the angry midgets to take a micro chisel and individually destroy my hair from the precious root.
2. Masterbating/sex. Maybe god pulls out a hair from my scalp for every orgasm I self administer, I don't know. If I had a nickel for every orgasm I've had in my 19 year old life, I'd have one of those rich oil sultans from Saudi Arabia clean my toilet with a toothbrush. Sadly, I have absolutely no resistance when it comes to sex so I basically enjoy 8-9 orgasms a week.
3. Using your brain too much when it's used to doing nothing. Previous years all I did was party and stuff of that sort. Now I'm in university and my brain is angry and sore. I shocked my friends as to how much hair I lost in a single year.
4. Too much sleeping. I know a guy who's in great shape and doesn't party much. He's 20. He sleeps away his life (literally) when he's not working out or what not. He's very bald. I'm starting to sleep alot myself and my hairloss is accellerating.
5. Smoking. This isn't some strange idea I thought up. Smoking can do evil things to your body while simultaneously making you feel good. But I smoke so everytime I light up I imagine a hair root of mine being lit up as well.
6. Cocaine. This isn't some strange idea I thought up. Snorting can do evil things to your body while simultaneously making you feel good. But I snort so everytime I snort I imagine a hair root of mine being coated with sizzling acidic chemicals.
My conclusion is, is that alot of us can slow down our hairloss. Some of us are obviously hopeless and will lose their hair no matter what they do or dont do. The thing is, for some of us, there must be some things that really trigger the hair loss. Perhaps our body needs a certain diet that we'll never know. Maybe some of us only lose hair when they masterbate too often. But what I'm really trying get at, is the fact that life is plate full of dogshit and we must eat it. For if we don't and kill ourselves, god will be angry and make us burn for eternity.
Also if it werent for us bald guys (or fat, or disfigured, or plain), there wouldn't be any beautiful people.
HAHAHAHAHA
