Easy as one two, go to uni, three four, get msn, five six, some contacts, seven eight, chat chat away, nine ten, you got a girlfriend!
The trick appears to be to make them believe you are an idiot.. not as in stupid, but as in lost in life in general, and they can laugh at you and generally feel all round superior to you. This lowers expectations.. however, when you do something even remotely intelligent, then they overcompensate! Suddenly you're super because you use to be an idiot, but its all thanks to her, you're no longer as stupid and then they can take credit and feel all round more superior again. And apparently you'll always be the idiot in their eyes forever, so might as well start pretending now.. :hairy: