Chinese date oil apparently grows hair ..

[the Last Fight]

.. on mice at least

http://www.ergo-log.com/chinesedateoil.html

 

[Boondock]

.. on mice at least

This should be the text on the tombstone of failed medical technology.

"R.I.P. Promising Technology. It worked...on mice at least."

 

[billythekid]

When the researchers shaved off all the hairs on a 1 square centimetre patch, they noticed that the mice that had had 1 percent Zizyphus jujuba oil rubbed in had slightly more hair. The effect was not statistically significant

 

[Brains Expel Hair]

I GOT IT! All we need to do is graft mice skin onto our scalp and then rub this stuff in. This could be a pretty cheap procedure seeing as how cheap the little guys are at a pet store!

 

[dpdr]

mice :wacko: