Convert to be Jewish so you can cover your bald spot

[dibocarmona]

Luckily I am jewish, and my father is a somewhat religious man.
So besides being "closer to G-d" which is the main reason to do it, I can also cover my thinning semi bald spot, wearing a ...... KIPPAH.
The beautiful thing is you can wear a kippah anywhere. Any 5 star restaurant or lounge / club, (with a suit on even). With a hat most of the time it looks like you're trying to hide your head. :laugh:

Some examples:

:laugh:

 

[Cassin]

I feel a bit dumber after reading this thread

 

[virtuality]

:agree:

There are so many things I want to say about the first post, but I know this aint the place...

 

[dibocarmona]

Bleh. It was supposed to be a bit humorous. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

 

[seb]

I am going too convert to Islam,so I can wear a burka...two birds,one stone.

 

[Cassin]

Bleh. It was supposed to be a bit humorous. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

Of course! My response was trying to be equally sarcastic. Its dumb funny I honestly laughed.

 

[maximiliandreams]

OMFG! This has got to be one of the most f*cking retarded threads I have ever seen in the impact section! Why not become a Sikh? Then you can wear a turban all the time! :shakehead:

:agree: :agree:


Author,WTF MAN ?

 

[Cassin]

OMFG! This has got to be one of the most f*cking retarded threads I have ever seen in the impact section! Why not become a Sikh? Then you can wear a turban all the time! :shakehead:

:agree: :agree:


Author,WTF MAN ?

Guys...this is a joke. This place is in dire need of light heartedness.

And if you have EVER known anyone who is Jewish they would laugh their *** off at this.

 

[Ori83]

OMFG! This has got to be one of the most f*cking retarded threads I have ever seen in the impact section! Why not become a Sikh? Then you can wear a turban all the time! :shakehead:

:agree: :agree:


Author,WTF MAN ?

Guys...this is a joke. This place is in dire need of light heartedness.

And if you have EVER known anyone who is Jewish they would laugh their *** off at this.

:agree:

 

[DoctorHouse]

Obviously, this thread was created by this video.

Mazel Tov, and JayMan we miss you......................... :whistle:

[youtube:1araveal]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jILZbaMHo[/youtube:1araveal]