Create Your Own Dating Profile (brutally Honest)

UncleMort

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"""""SWM, 43, 5-11, 210, blonde/blue but heavily balding and have a clown like sillhouette if the light is wrong.
Otherwise very athletic and rugged looking, average or above in appearance.

Background is in the sales market and have a bachelors degree.

Attracted to petite woman who has a bubbly personality, but i hate blabber mouth airheads
who love malls and who cant put down a celphone.

Love dogs but theres no way im taking your cat in.

My profile shows a Porsche in the back but its not mine, it just seems to be the threshold of getting
enough attraction from gold digging women (which is 95 percent of you, lets face it).

Since you are on this dating site, i see from your picture that you are basically a 6.1 But you think
you are an 8.4. I have always been a very nice guy, kind, considerate, however so as not to
extend your level of delusion, when i was in college i wouldnt have pissed on y'all if you were on fire.

Please dont tell me that you "look much younger than your age", because you look exactly 39 and I look exactly 43, despite the fact that I really look 47 because my hair makes me look a bit like a freak unless I have on
a good quality wig.

Lets meet for a cheap coffee, because if I dont like you I dont want to invest more than 8 bucks into this""""

(im being serious, i hate myself when i blow more than ten bucks on a girl that thinks im not good looking enough or rich enough, which is most of you fat slobs""""""
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