Dating As A Hat Prisoner? Can It Be Done

Baldingat188

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Is it possible to without complete suffering?

Basically I wear a hat 99% of the time. I have diffuse thinning however when I style my hair right and put some effort into it I can appear as a full head. Most of the time though I'd rather not obbess over my hair so wearing a hat is a lot easier.

But when it comes to dating how do you deal with things like sexual situations? Obviously the hat has to come off , and at this point I will have hat head making my already diffuse hair looking even worse. Certain things can be avoided like strategically not letting your partner touch your hair but certain times they are bound to get a look at your diffusing hair.

Having diffuse hair loss that is passable as full head sometimes but sometimes looks bald is like being in limbo. Obviously the solution for a fully bald hat prisoner would be just to meet the person you are dating without a hat , and if they continue seeing you they don't mind. But it's different with having questionable fullhead hair because it feels like you have to hide the fact that you aren't a full head from your partner and it's very mentally taxing.
 

BaldyBalderBald

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1. No cunnilungus
2. Do her doggystyle only

Srs tho, i don't think dating as a hat prisoner is a good move unfortunately.
Your last paragraph pretty much sums up what i think of it.
 

shookwun

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Deep down inside, you will never feel like your true self, with exception to being drowned into intoxication. Temporarily reliving you of hat prisoner induced anxiety.


It gets to the point where if you want to form a healthy relationship outside of your pathetic hat prisoner encounters, that you will have to accept the fact that you are sub-optimal in regards to selection. But that shouldn't stop you from attempting to meet others as your true identity, which shouldnt be mistaken by your make shift hairline formed by your head apparatus.
 

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On a show called "masters of flip" a hat prisoner is supposedly married to a nice looking woman and he wears a hat all the time, to make it worse she has a fine brunette advisor(female) to help her. This guy is lucky to get a kiss once in a while from his woman, I feel sad for him.
 

IdealForehead

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Treat your hair loss and escape your prison. Or die from it.

Also who cares? The hardest part of dating is getting a girl to go out with you in the first place. How do you propose solving that problem, hat or no hat?

You can't make an online profile with only hat shots.
 

Baldingat188

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Treat your hair loss and escape your prison. Or die from it.

Also who cares? The hardest part of dating is getting a girl to go out with you in the first place. How do you propose solving that problem, hat or no hat?

You can't make an online profile with only hat shots.


I've already solved that problem of getting a girl to go out with me ... from online also!

I am treating my hairloss but no success.
 

UncleMort

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On a show called "masters of flip" a hat prisoner is supposedly married to a nice looking woman and he wears a hat all the time, to make it worse she has a fine brunette advisor(female) to help her. This guy is lucky to get a kiss once in a while from his woman, I feel sad for him.

I've been doing it for years

The key is to athletic

And wear ensembles that look like your headed to play golf
 

shookwun

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I've been doing it for years

The key is to athletic

And wear ensembles that look like your headed to play golf
I see this cheap ploy a lot lately. It may work in the short term, but it doesnt rectify the under lying truth.

The fit gym guy with ball cap / flat brim hat look.


Problem is your only form of confidence and sense of worth is based on that hat, and nothing more. It reminds me of women who don't develop a skill set, and live by there looks alone.

What happens when you age or have to deal with the fact that you are a sub-trash?

My as well escape the inevitable fate, and stop trying to live a double sided life.

Transplants or own the look
 

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I see this cheap ploy a lot lately. It may work in the short term, but it doesnt rectify the under lying truth.

The fit gym guy with ball cap / flat brim hat look.


Problem is your only form of confidence and sense of worth is based on that hat, and nothing more. It reminds me of women who don't develop a skill set, and live by there looks alone.

What happens when you age or have to deal with the fact that you are a sub-trash?

My as well escape the inevitable fate, and stop trying to live a double sided life.

Transplants or own the look

"Sub-trash" you need f*****g help brah.
 

countjulian

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I see this cheap ploy a lot lately. It may work in the short term, but it doesnt rectify the under lying truth.

The fit gym guy with ball cap / flat brim hat look.


Problem is your only form of confidence and sense of worth is based on that hat, and nothing more. It reminds me of women who don't develop a skill set, and live by there looks alone.

What happens when you age or have to deal with the fact that you are a sub-trash?

My as well escape the inevitable fate, and stop trying to live a double sided life.

Transplants or own the look

My dad and brother are both bald and they're the finest human beings I know. My brother has a live in blonde girlfriend who takes ridiculously good care of him and my dad is divorced and dates all the time. I also have diffuse thinning that can look good or bad depending on the conditions. Seriously I consider you sub-trash for having the awful opinions about your fellow human beings. I feel bad for anyone who knows you in RL.
 

yurguardianangel

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Can ONLY see that working if your head is shaved or buzzed under the hat/cap/beanie.
So the girl/guy knows you already got a very short hairstyle, and isn't a huge shock to them when you remove it.
 
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