Dear Son, I Have Failed You And I'm So Sorry...

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Dontwannabeabetabob

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My sweet little baby boy. You're not even 2 years old, can't read or write but this message is for you and how I have failed you so early, so dramatically in your young life. You see here son I should've never been able to create you given my genetic flaw of baldness. Now you'll grow old with fear losing your hair because your father was allowed to reproduce. Everywhere we go people will point and laugh, probably call the cops because most will think I'm a pedaphile with a young child. All of your friends will think I'm your grandpa just at 23, by the time I'm 35 they'll probably think I'm your great grandpa and I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the embarrassment I'll cause you as you grow old. I'm sorry that I'll never be able to attract a woman to be with me so she can be a mother figure to you. I'm so sorry for that one. I'm sorry that your window of peak attractiveness is a short window given our genetics.

Son I'm so sorry that I have completely failed you in your young life and I hope you don't hate me when you are old enough to realize what I've done. If I could go back I'd make is all right. I'm sorry son.
 
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Dontwannabeabetabob said:
My sweet little baby boy. You're not even 2 years old, can't read or write but this message is for you and how I have failed you so early, so dramatically in your young life. You see here son I should've never been able to create you given my genetic flaw of baldness. Now you'll grow old with fear losing your hair because your father was allowed to reproduce. Everywhere we go people will point and laugh, probably call the cops because most will think I'm a pedaphile with a young child. All of your friends will think I'm your grandpa just at 23, by the time I'm 35 they'll probably think I'm your great grandpa and I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the embarrassment I'll cause you as you grow old. I'm sorry that I'll never be able to attract a woman to be with me so she can be a mother figure to you. I'm so sorry for that one. I'm sorry that your window of peak attractiveness is a short window given our genetics.

Son I'm so sorry that I have completely failed you in your young life and I hope you don't hate me when you are old enough to realize what I've done. If I could go back I'd make is all right. I'm sorry son.
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your son will have a cure for baldness by the time he loses his first hairs. So, to your son, I say this - you lucky bastard (you're literally a bastard. your Father blew his brains out because he was disfigured by hair loss)... who the f*** do you think you are? You complain about how your hover board isn't as efficient as your friends? and how your animated sex robot doesn't have a tight enough pussy? You have no idea, you spoiled brat. :p
 
Captain Rex

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Dontwannabeabetabob said:
Who is this Dante you speak of and what makes him so worthy of a throne?
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in short,

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Grasshüpfer

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Your son will start balding in 20 years and maintain 10 years on finasteride cb, ect.

And by then I guess we will have a cure.
 
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