Eat My Azz Google - Which One Of These Guys Is Bald?!?!

[swingline747]

deciding again on relgating myself to the doom that is a shaved head and started researching other options.... thank god for googles auto reccomendations

so which one of these guys is balding so I could copy their hair cut?

https://ibb.co/x3HkdYx

 

[LowHairLine]

You are in denial:
those bald guys really do look good, after their HairCut has been adjusted!

And if you don't like those, you can always check out one of theese:



But if your hair is really royally bad, you lost all hope & are going suicidal, the one below tops' em all:

You just shave your Norwood -1 areas:
that's what the full-head's "shave it bro" is all about !!

Pure genius... how didn't anyone on here come up with this before?

In 2020 balding men have plenty of WereWolf SuperChad Haircuts -
I really don't get what you guys complaining about the lack of options are talking about...

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

33 Haircuts and Hairstyles for Balding Men in 2020

*shows NW1 guy with absurdly dense hair and buzzcut*
Every single time...this is just hilarious...not only the baldies are coping but the women who don't want to be superficial are coping as well...

Sorry OP, but you gotta take the redpill. Nothing makes balding more apparent than a buzzcut. It won't look like the model you posted at all. That's just reality. That doesn't make it the worst choice for thinning or receding men, but don't expect to look anything like these fullheads you posted please.

As for your question...none of these guys seem to be balding...only the quiff guy if we are reaching and he seems to be a NW1.5 or something like that. As a general rule of thumb long hair on top and short hair on the sides aka undercut is always your best bet with thinning hair.

 

[Matt3535]

Ahh, I see you are still in the denial stage. Godspeed, young man.

 

[whatintheworld]

He is being sarcastic for you people unaware.

 

[INT]

Not understanding sarcasm is an indicator of autism...

 

[Hangin'on Hair]

*shows NW1 guy with absurdly dense hair and buzzcut*
Every single time...this is just hilarious...not only the baldies are coping but the women who don't want to be superficial are coping as well...

Sorry OP, but you gotta take the redpill. Nothing makes balding more apparent than a buzzcut. It won't look like the model you posted at all. That's just reality. That doesn't make it the worst choice for thinning or receding men, but don't expect to look anything like these fullheads you posted please.

As for your question...none of these guys seem to be balding...only the quiff guy if we are reaching and he seems to be a NW1.5 or something like that. As a general rule of thumb long hair on top and short hair on the sides aka undercut is always your best bet with thinning hair.

Woosh!

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Not understanding sarcasm is an indicator of autism...

 

[justbeconfident]

Ahh, I see you are still in the denial stage. Godspeed, young man.

i mean it was always evident that you are mentally challenged, but this right here is just concrete proof

 

[karatekid]

weird thread...

 

[Timii]

*shows NW1 guy with absurdly dense hair and buzzcut*
Every single time...this is just hilarious...not only the baldies are coping but the women who don't want to be superficial are coping as well...

Sorry OP, but you gotta take the redpill. Nothing makes balding more apparent than a buzzcut. It won't look like the model you posted at all. That's just reality. That doesn't make it the worst choice for thinning or receding men, but don't expect to look anything like these fullheads you posted please.

As for your question...none of these guys seem to be balding...only the quiff guy if we are reaching and he seems to be a NW1.5 or something like that. As a general rule of thumb long hair on top and short hair on the sides aka undercut is always your best bet with thinning hair.

I learned it the hard way. Buzz cut only if you have Norwood 1.5 at the very most and even that might be risky. Anything higher than that and you suddenly end up looking older.