Elisha and the two bears [Bible baldcel goes apeshit]

[Gunnersup]

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Wtf is this sh*t? Whoever wrote this part of the bible was clearly a salty baldcel. Thoughts?

 

[czecha]

Leviticus 13:40
Now if a man loses his hair and is bald, he is still clean.

 

[Gunnersup]

Leviticus 13:40
Now if a man loses his hair and is bald, he is still clean.

Lifefuel. Imagine if it said baldcel is a sign of impurity. Holy f*** we would be outcasted from society even more then we are right now

 

[czecha]

Amos 8:10
I will turn your feasts into mourning and all your songs into lamentation. I will cause everyone to wear sackcloth and every head to be shaved. I will make it like a time of mourning for an only son, and its outcome like a bitter day.

 

[czecha]

i honestly believe that the kippa and other religious hats are just cultural ways of coping with hairloss. and I'm not even kidding. you won't read about this in history books though

 

[Gunnersup]

Samson confessed that he would lose his strength “if my head were shaved” (Judges 16:15- 17). While he slept, the faithless Delilah brought in a Philistine who cut Samson's hair, draining his strength.

Reminder that the bible indirectly shows hair=strength through the use of Samson

 

[Gunnersup]

i honestly believe that the kippa and other religious hats are just cultural ways of coping with hairloss. and I'm not even kidding. you won't read about this in history books though

Same with Sikhs who wear the kesh. It's all a huge coping mechanism to never show their sub-human balding head

 

[czecha]

Same with Sikhs who wear the kesh. It's all a huge coping mechanism to never show their sub-human balding head

this thought would get completely ridiculed if you were making a case on a history conference. the blackpill aspect of human evolutionary psychology is completely buried by academia

 

[Norwoody]

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Wtf is this sh*t? Whoever wrote this part of the bible was clearly a salty baldcel. Thoughts?

I disagree. I think the little brats throwing out the insults got what they deserved.

 

[Gunnersup]

@doubleindemnity have you thought about becoming a Sikh? It would allow you to wear a hair covering at all times without public ridicule. That's one of my plans right now if my hairloss doesn't stop

 

[Gunnersup]

I disagree. I think the little brats throwing out the insults got what they deserved.

I doubt it even happened. I'm a believer of the bible, but this part seems like a huge f*****g cope that the author threw in because he was sick of being bullied his whole life

 

[czecha]

I doubt it even happened. I'm a believer of the bible, but this part seems like a huge f*****g cope that the author threw in because he was sick of being bullied his whole life

 

[JaneyElizabeth]

They were She-bears.... Elisha could call down a miracle but he couldn't heal his own head! But Aphrodite can!

 

[jd_uk]

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What are the colour codes on these graphs? Not sure what it means..

 

[randolf_faust]

Samson confessed that he would lose his strength “if my head were shaved” (Judges 16:15- 17). While he slept, the faithless Delilah brought in a Philistine who cut Samson's hair, draining his strength.

Reminder that the bible indirectly shows hair=strength through the use of Samson

i remember the story

 

[randolf_faust]

jesus never gets potrayed as bald. it was a burden that even god considered to be too much. nailed to the cross? dying for our sins? yes, of course. norwood 7 with a horseshoe? no that would be just cruel

 

[czecha]

jesus never gets potrayed as bald. it was a burden that even god considered to be too much. nailed to the cross? dying for our sins? yes, of course. norwood 7 with a horseshoe? no that would be just cruel

God has forsaken us

 

[JaneyElizabeth]

jesus never gets potrayed as bald. it was a burden that even god considered to be too much. nailed to the cross? dying for our sins? yes, of course. norwood 7 with a horseshoe? no that would be just cruel

God the Father, or Jehovah or Yahweh has a long gray beard and a really bad back-swept comb-over!

Not my hair Goddess who bears the hair of a nymph.