Funerals, Weddings, Holidays, Unavoidable Events

[Dsport]

I'm a hat slave. Doesn't really bother me. I have no shame.

Even if someone says why are you always wearing hats I make light of it matter of fact and say Cuz I'm Bald and I look better in a hat. No big deal.

Funerals, and non avoidable family events are my only huge obstacles.

I don't do weddings.

Dread seeing old family at a funeral.

But if I hear """" you've sure lost a lot on top I'm ready with

ITS BETTER THAN BEING UGLY LIKE YOU

I DO NOT F AROUND WHEN I GET INSULTED

 

[SmoothSailing]

I dread weddings, "so how come you didn't bring a girl like your brothers? Haha".

 

[Dsport]

Yeah. As much as we scheme and avoid, there are a couple events a year that suck ***

With a funeral you have a built in group of folk you have not seen in years

Dermatch can only help so much

And god forbid you are expected to say a few words

I dread weddings, "so how come you didn't bring a girl like your brothers? Haha".

 

[Emu]

At my sister in laws funeral one of my old school mates turned up with a couple chicks I had gone to school with.

Outside the church in front of the chicks and everyone could hear my old school mate says " your going bald on top".

For that very reason I hate funerals, and had actually thought this might happen before hand and was told "don't be silly it's a funeral no one will even be looking at people's hair".

Bullshit they don't look at hair cos it happened to me at a family members last good bye..

 

[Audi]

I still have a bit of hair but it is diffuse. Got off finasteride for way too long (can't buy it online anymore and a female dermatologist basically told me to deal with it). One of my best friends growing up is getting married and I'm in his wedding. Literally every close friend from high school and college (his fiance went to the same school) is going to be there. It's going to be all over social media with high definition pictures and tags. It's sad the first thing I thought when I knew I was in his wedding is thinking of an excuse why I couldn't make it.

 

[Rudiger]

I dread weddings, "so how come you didn't bring a girl like your brothers? Haha".

Next time just point at your fuckin head.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

They never even asked me that question, they know quite well no girl would ever date me.

Damn dude your life sounds really shitty.

 

[Dsport]

What the hell. Hire an expensive escort next time. Make sure she can't keep her hands off you.

If people wanna talk, that would do it

They never even asked me that question, they know quite well no girl would ever date me.

 

[Dante92]

Damn dude your life sounds really shitty.

 

[CopeForLife]

I see only funerals are unavoidable from the list op provided.

You always can leave funerals prematurely with an excuse that you feel very bad atm.

 

[Dsport]

If someone I knew joked about cancer, I would spread rumors they had aids

 

[blackg]

I dread weddings, "so how come you didn't bring a girl like your brothers? Haha".

Yep, and windy weddings are the worst.

 

[blackg]

I drink as much as I can to get through the day, and I try to be as quiet and invisible as possible..

Until you stumble and knock over a row of empty chairs.