Funniest Bald Experience You Had In Hindsight

[Dsport]

OK, one experience in a thousand is funny. 999 sucks.

So I'm wearing a hair system at an amusement park. I have a bandana over the top, so I'm well set for wind shear.

The roller coaster, no problem. I'm invincible. Gear doesn't budge.

Hit the food court and my girlfriends nephew comes up behind and rips the whole thing off

Retreat to restroom and dispatch wig and roll with the bandana

It ends up pouring rain and the wig is saved from the drenching.

Moral of story....never sit in a food court with a 10 year old kid hyped up on prozac, coke, and adrenaline where you can't see him

 

[CopeForLife]

btw

hat + wig is legit

everyone thinks you're hiding your balding behind the hat

one day you out it off... voila everyone sees you're fullhead

 

[blackg]

This was a funny story.

 

[kj6723]

Hit the food court and my girlfriends nephew comes up behind and rips the whole thing off

Funny? That's f*****g horrifying

Haha I guess it is a bit funny as an outsider. I imagine it wasn't funny at all for you at the time

Did said girlfriend know you wore a system before this incident? How did she respond?

 

[blackg]

Funny? That's f*****g horrifying

Haha I guess it is a bit funny as an outsider. I imagine it wasn't funny at all for you at the time

Of course it was terrifying to him at the time.
The thread title does mention the word "hindsight."
This being the key.

 

[Dsport]

Rofl

Right. Who in their right mind would rock a wig and then hat slave it?

But the little troll plucked the whole chicken off the barbecue.

Getting outed follically not sexually

 

[Emu]

A group of friends about 6 people in total went to watch a Rugby league match.

One of the women in the group was wearing a wig and she sat next to me.

We were sitting in a packed grandstand.The woman in the wig sitting next to me was holding a conversation with the other members of our group when out of the corner of my eye I spotted the Rugby ball from the game coming straight in my direction!

I jumped out of my seat to try and hit the ball away but missed it and the ball hit the woman in the head knocking the wig off her head.

It landed at my feet, not knowing what to do I picked up the wig and put it on her head.

The crowd was laughing at this point.

The woman has never bought this up again and neither have I.