Funniest/best lines from TV shows

[powersam]

My personal favourite,from the Sopranos:

"Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."

 

[Petchsky]

Great line, along with the 'intervention' episode where they are all there for Chris, to get him to go to rehab, f*****g hilarious.

There's about 4/5 great lines on House every week, and Californication, be damned if i can remember any though

 

[Smooth]

Entourage - Jhonny Dramas "line" in the energy drink commercial

Skip to 00:40 !!!

[youtube:9mnaehoh]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8dA2XkGPco[/youtube:9mnaehoh]

yeah i know hes got plany awesome lines, but this must be the funniest!!
dudes a god!! hes the reason i watch this stupid show

 

[CCS]

Great line, along with the 'intervention' episode where they are all there for Chris, to get him to go to rehab, f****ing hilarious.

There's about 4/5 great lines on House every week, and Californication, be damned if i can remember any though

Do they have house episodes recorded on DVD? I want to watch it, but don't have a TV or internet in my room. I do have a DVD player in my computer though.

 

[EasyEd]

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