Going Off-grid With A Wig, Rig, ....

[Dsport]

Just a thought.

If life is so horrible without being able to find a good looking wife because of male pattern baldness, what would you
Have to lose in moving somewhere nobody knows you and wigging up?

The other possibility would be to forget working 9. To 5 and finding some off grid existence
In an rv or tent.

Or moving to mexico, wigging up, and marrying a fat cute senorita with big tits??

My point being there isn't much to lose

 

[Baldingat188]

a fat cute senorita with big tits??

You already know

 

[blackg]

A lot easier said than done.

 

[FutureSaitama]

Wig-wearing in a tent in the great outdoors would last all but 3 days before being
infested with fire ants, which would require washing out in the river, which would
make it smell like fish, which would attract a bear, which would eat you instead of the
wig, which would be stolen by hyenas plundering your carcass, which would be sniped
by a hawk to use as a nest. And somewhere in there it would be fucked by a mongoose.

Now you're dead and your wig is up a tree. And big-tittied señoritas don't mourn bald men.

This is awfully descriptive.

 

[Rudiger]

Wig-wearing in a tent in the great outdoors would last all but 3 days before being
infested with fire ants, which would require washing out in the river, which would
make it smell like fish, which would attract a bear, which would eat you instead of the
wig, which would be stolen by hyenas plundering your carcass, which would be sniped
by a hawk to use as a nest. And somewhere in there it would be fucked by a mongoose.

Now you're dead and your wig is up a tree. And big-tittied señoritas don't mourn bald men.

Chalk up another con for the rug option.

 

[Dsport]

An american with 100 k can retire inmexico.

You would have plenty of chicks to choose.

In that scenario, no wig needed

If you choose to wig up, a cold climate

BTW I lived off grid for 2 years. Got on every assistance thing. What the hell

I have lived in a car for a year also

A lot easier said than done.

 

[Dsport]

If the hyena ate the wig, it might induce rastus alopecicas, and he could no longer suck tail

Wig-wearing in a tent in the great outdoors would last all but 3 days before being
infested with fire ants, which would require washing out in the river, which would
make it smell like fish, which would attract a bear, which would eat you instead of the
wig, which would be stolen by hyenas plundering your carcass, which would be sniped
by a hawk to use as a nest. And somewhere in there it would be fucked by a mongoose.

Now you're dead and your wig is up a tree. And big-tittied señoritas don't mourn bald men.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Now days you'd be arrested here in Amerika for living off the grid.

 

[blackg]

Now days you'd be arrested here in Amerika for living off the grid.

What part of the States are you from, mate?
Just a region is fine if you don't want to tell.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

What part of the States are you from, mate?
Just a region is fine if you don't want to tell.

I'm in Minnesota. I can't tell are you an Aussi transplant who's in the States or have some sort of ties here?

 

[Dsport]

Indeed, you have to be quite intelligent off grid.

Very few people know I lived in a car for a year, or off grid for a couple years.

I come from an affluent background, and started out in life with the right connectinos and opportunities, and
male pattern baldness was sent my way via genetics when I was 19.

Fought it for a long time, gave up that fight more or less, and also gave up on the American Dream.

Learned to survive and subsist, but also had enough aesthetics and an athletic tall body, so I was
able to marry and have girlfriends.

If I had 50 grand, I'd do it again, but this time, live tiny in an RV out west somewhere parked on a cheap lot
and grow old with a woman who wasn't materialistic, if I could find one.

Now days you'd be arrested here in Amerika for living off the grid.