GREAT NEWS!!!!

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I am now an 'experienced poster'

waaaahhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

that's right I am the owner of three mo' fo' blue dots,

count 'em and weep 'newbies' and 'juniors' you can all kiss my ***.

I will celebrate tonight with an extra dosing of minoxidil and some french wine (extract)



Ty
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my regime

Proscar 1.25mg
minoxidil 5% morning and evening
Nizoral shampoo every 3 days

L-Lysine 3g taken on empty stomach (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
L-Carnitine 1g taken on empty stomach (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
Alpha Lipoic Acid 100 mg daily
Ginkgo 6000mg daily (120mg extract)
Biotin 2.5mg daily (spread through the day)
MSM lignisul 6000mg daily (spread through the day)
Vitamin C 3000mg (esther C) (spread through the day)
Vitamin E 1000 iu daily
Multivitamin Solgar Formula VM75
Multiminiral Solgar Pure Amino Acid Chelated
Green Tea 3-5 cups daily
Cod Liver Oil 1000mg daily
Resveratrol 250 mg daily

L-Arginine (taken with antioxidant) 3g taken on empty stomach before bed (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
L-Ornithine 3g taken on empty stomach before bed (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
Meltatonin 3 mg before bed (cycled 3 days on 3 days off)

one hundred brown onions (topical)
sex with the neighbours
half an hour of dog baiting (cycled 3 days on 3 days off)
35 minutes 'mind games' with the guy in the chemist shop
lashings of hot custard 2 x daily (topical)
bible study (daily)
cussin' (daily)
starring in the mirror convincing myself that I can see new velus hair that has aways been there but never noticed (2/3 hours) (daily)
sacrifice to various hair gods (chicken 2 x daily)
hair poetry (2 sonnets daily)
homemade cat hair and wood glue mix (topical)
5 bum onions (suppository bulb vegatable)
 

Stingray

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We're laughing WITH you.. I promise.
 

ShedMaster

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tynanW said:
I am now an 'experienced poster'

waaaahhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

that's right I am the owner of three mo' fo' blue dots,

count 'em and weep 'newbies' and 'juniors' you can all kiss my ***.

I will celebrate tonight with an extra dosing of minoxidil and some french wine (extract)


I thought you were gonna tell us you saved a bunch of money on your car insurance.
 

The Gardener

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Nice one, Ty.

I want to know how the worship and ritual sacrifice to the hair gods is contributing to your regime. Basically, I want in. Please share the ritual... I have a few chickens outside the house waiting for you to share the prayer and sacrifice manual!

Those voodoo-loving folks down in Louisiana all seem to have fantastic heads of hair. I really want to get in with the secret... come on Ty, spill the beans!...
 
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zimmy

you can't ban me, I will just become stronger...

gardener

that chicken sacrafice in full

choose chicken

pluck whilst alive

cover in minoxidil and lemon sauce

cook for 1.5-2 hours on a medium heat

take chicken into your garden/yard/street and hold it up to the blackness of the midnight skies.

call out the name of he who giveth and taketh hair

return to kitchen and serve with a selection of vegetables

Ty

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my regime

everything everyone else is using plus some extra
 
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Has he not been banned yet? How hard is it to get some service around here? :lol:

Leave those chickens alone, they are peaceful creatures. :lol:
 

Stinger122

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Im reporting you to the RSPCA Ty :twisted:
 

HairlossTalk

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Whats with this "wahey". That's the second time I've seen that. Some sort of UK ritual mating call? :)

HairLossTalk.com
 

HairlossTalk

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Sorry zimmy, you're not my type, and im not from the UK

HairLossTalk.com
 
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Sorry zimmy, you're not my type, and im not from the UK

.....and this is how i find out? theres someone else isnt there? is it because i have too much body hair? I dont see how i can go on anymore...

:cry:
 
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Cassin said:
TynanW has violated my Avatar.

wwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!


Ty

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my regime

wahey!!
 
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