Hair I want my life back!

[Matgallis]

I hate hair, everything about it. My life is consumed by my obsession of hair. f*** you hair, you are being combed today u b**ch. I will win u little mother f*****g sack of worthless sh*t follicle!

You're dying not mEH! MAHHAHAHA!

EDIT: too much coffee MEH!

 

[fuzbucket]

hahaha you tell those hair follicles!!

 

[silkeysmooth]

I feel for you man, its all such bull sh*t really.

 

[Rawbbie]

But you know what? The hair follicle is still gonna screw you right up your *** because it has all the power and you have none.


Have another coffee.

 

[The shedder]

Jeez man, I feel the same way but don't pull your hair out over it.