Hair Loss Poems

[dougfunny]

Hair loss is like the sea
It's powerful
and it shakes me

Will it drown me
Or set me free
Or eat me for dinner and burp

There is no hair
Yet it is everywhere
Do not despair

The topical Goddess
Lays her eggs in your head
But they never hatch

f***

 

[Ori83]

lol that was awesome thanks for putting a smile here, i needed that

 

[The Gardener]

Here's a haiku, with a hat tip to a dear old member that I miss:

Sing the Norwood Chant
Your hips, moving in circles
I was loving life!

 

[dougfunny]

picard is sexy

but so is rexy

she rubbed my hair

when it was there



warp eight

too late

no weight

dinner plate



i remember when

i had a hen

and picard

laid eggs

 

[dougfunny]

it is rare

to see hair

my name

is DHT



he who i was

i am no more

i changed myself

like a butterfly



if the solution

is this dilution

then i giveth

myself to you

 

[dougfunny]

nair

hair

there

everywhere



it's ubiquitous

like your mom

but goes away

after the prom



my

why

hi

bye

 

[Bryan]

Here's a haiku, with a hat tip to a dear old member that I miss:

You say you miss your member? Did it quit working because of finasteride?

 

[dougfunny]

That's f*****g deep. :shock: