Hat Prisoner Inspiration Station (good Vibes)

myusernamenow

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Been digging through the archives and see a lot of moralizing about hatcels. Sick of it.

This is the thread for hat crew.

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myusernamenow

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Hats are in right now ... the trick is just don't wear them ALL the time .

Sadly I break that rule and often have people asking me to show them what I look like without it
It's all about how you're using it. Are we talking baseball cap with a suit in a law office, or what?

Nothing worse then taking off a hat with hat head thinning hair.
The key is to strategically "adjust" hats to signal that you're bald (if you are). I've done this multiple times with a beanie/cap/whatever if a woman is flirting with me and it solves the issue, if you're worried about "deceiving" people. Don't care if it pisses off other baldcels or dudes trying to control what I wear.
 

OldnBald

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It's all about how you're using it. Are we talking baseball cap with a suit in a law office, or what?


The key is to strategically "adjust" hats to signal that you're bald (if you are). I've done this multiple times with a beanie/cap/whatever if a woman is flirting with me and it solves the issue, if you're worried about "deceiving" people. Don't care if it pisses off other baldcels or dudes trying to control what I wear.
Haha, I had an elongated post stating just this about a month ago n the bald fraudcel police came running in, full finger wagging about how it was a horrible decision to do so.
 

myusernamenow

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I scare people at my uni when it rains and I hood myself. They cannot believe how good and young I look when my face is properly framed. Some don't even recognize me.
There are levels to the hood. I opt to wear mine far back if I wear it, similar to how this hoodcel does in the picture below. It's from when Post Malone choked Bieber (lol).
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Exodus2011

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It's all about how you're using it. Are we talking baseball cap with a suit in a law office, or what?


The key is to strategically "adjust" hats to signal that you're bald (if you are). I've done this multiple times with a beanie/cap/whatever if a woman is flirting with me and it solves the issue, if you're worried about "deceiving" people. Don't care if it pisses off other baldcels or dudes trying to control what I wear.
takes away the point lawl
 

CharAblaze

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But but but the Dialectic of a hat prisonner ain't no black and white my friend:

A - wear a hat to hide your baldness
B - wearing a hat can connote something to hide
C - You were the hat but in a way to signal that you are bald
D- Takes away the point lawl
E - Wear a hat to hide your baldness
All of those are COPE.
 

Exodus2011

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But but but the Dialectic of a hat prisonner ain't no black and white my friend:

A - wear a hat to hide your baldness
B - wearing a hat can connote something to hide
C - You were the hat but in a way to signal that you are bald
D- Takes away the point lawl
E - Wear a hat to hide your baldness
as long as ya get laid with it then thats what matters :>)
 

myusernamenow

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takes away the point lawl
The point is not to hide baldness, it is to make the outfit work in the best way possible. Hats are exceptional accessories. If someone likes the way I look and talks to me because of that, I am not interested in hiding and will do what I can to make it clear that I'm bald.

But but but the Dialectic of a hat prisonner ain't no black and white my friend:

A - wear a hat to hide your baldness
B - wearing a hat can connote something to hide
C - You were the hat but in a way to signal that you are bald
D- Takes away the point lawl
E - Wear a hat to hide your baldness

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Introspective feels for my fellow hat prisoners.
 

myusernamenow

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goddamn it the darkness of the lookism depression hole makes it difficult to see the light
The journey will be long. It will be full of peril and doubt. Be patient with yourself, my friend. I will be there along the way, providing good vibes in here. Consider this place a safe haven. The pure part of you will triumph over the cynic. You will find allies in places you'd never expect. :cool:

 
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