have you ever gone to a bar by yourself?

F

Feelsbadman

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
1,201
im tempted ive been working out harder lately and think i look ok
i just want to see some pretty women :(
i got no friends to go with
 
F

fauxhawk

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
219
Feelsbadman said:
im tempted ive been working out harder lately and think i look ok
i just want to see some pretty women :(
i got no friends to go with
Click to expand...
Make sure to wear a tank top because less clothes + beer goggles will up your chances with any fat chicks that got left behind. They have no other options an they got to screw someone, so why not the muscular bald lonely guy
 
F

Feelsbadman

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
1,201
fauxhawk said:
Make sure to wear a tank top because less clothes + beer goggles will up your chances with any fat chicks that got left behind. They have no other options an they got to screw someone, so why not the muscular bald lonely guy
Click to expand...
Yes it worked before
Last year i went to a bar with my friend in a bad area there were a lot of low class people/women there and a few drunk middle aged women hit on me (i was wearing a tight top)
 
I

Isaac Newton

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
567
fauxhawk said:
Make sure to wear a tank top because less clothes + beer goggles will up your chances with any fat chicks that got left behind. They have no other options an they got to screw someone, so why not the muscular bald lonely guy
Click to expand...
I know it's a joke but seriously just imagining this makes me overwhelmingly depressed
 
F

fauxhawk

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
219
Isaac Newton said:
I know it's a joke but seriously just imagining this makes me overwhelmingly depressed
Click to expand...
It is a lil depressing, but as you get older your fantasies of your dream type girl that ticks off every box get more an more vague.
But I feel like as a bald guy who walked into a bar alone you can pull it off you just have to look for those edgy sometimes a bit demented white chicks usually sitting missionary on the stools or trying to act unfriendly in the corner. Just act as interesting as possible, pretend your in a band, lie that you create art at home and again pretend to listen to whatever comes out of her mouth.
Till she's drunk an THUS you automatically will bang a wamen as a bald guy at the bar
 
I

Isaac Newton

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
567
fauxhawk said:
It is a lil depressing, but as you get older your fantasies of your dream type girl that ticks off every box get more an more vague.
But I feel like as a bald guy who walked into a bar alone you can pull it off you just have to look for those edgy sometimes a bit demented white chicks usually sitting missionary on the stools or trying to act unfriendly in the corner. Just act as interesting as possible, pretend your in a band, lie that you create art at home and again pretend to listen to whatever comes out of her mouth.
Till she's drunk an THUS you automatically will bang a wamen as a bald guy at the bar
Click to expand...
The only things I really require end of day :

-110+ IQ/nerdy/interesting. Not fake nerd like a lot of girls are for male attention but REAL nerd
-dont be black
-dont be fat

Also extremely strong preference for white women but they're the most in demand so I can't really expect that. But those three are absolute basics
 
I

Isaac Newton

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
567
UnLuckyLuciano said:
So you're bald and want a woman thats not fat, lol. =)))))
Click to expand...
Lol is that really too much to ask for as a baldie? I'm healthy, so I expect my mate to be healthy. Obviously baldness is not within your control but weight is

Believe it or not all the baldies I Kno aren't with fatties but they settled in other ways
 
U

UnLuckyLuciano

Experienced Member
My Regimen
Reaction score
326
Isaac Newton said:
Lol is that really too much to ask for as a baldie? I'm healthy, so I expect my mate to be healthy. Obviously baldness is not within your control but weight is

Believe it or not all the baldies I Kno aren't with fatties but they settled in other ways
Click to expand...
Yes, women couldnt care less if baldness is controllable or not.
Its a big flaw in their eyes, as big as being fat is for men.
I agree a small percentage of them dont care about baldness and most of them would ignore baldness if you have 0.0001% of jeff bezos money or The Rock's physique.
The last chance is to lose hair after you secured your "qweeeen".
 
I

Isaac Newton

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
567
UnLuckyLuciano said:
Yes, women couldnt care less if baldness is controllable or not.
Its a big flaw in their eyes, as big as being fat is for men.
I agree a small percentage of them dont care about baldness and most of them would ignore baldness if you have 0.0001% of jeff bezos money or The Rock's physique.
The last chance is to lose hair after you secured your "qweeeen".
Click to expand...
yea i know its just my line of reasoning is extremely valid as a reason to turn down shitty irresponsible whale w****s who cant care enough about themselves to not eat 5 cheeseburgers a day
 
DoctorHouse

DoctorHouse

Senior Member
Reaction score
5,725
Feelsbadman said:
im tempted ive been working out harder lately and think i look ok
i just want to see some pretty women :(
i got no friends to go with
Click to expand...
You don't have any meet up single groups in your area. Join a single diner's club where you go to restaurants and dine with other single people. And don't tell me everyone that goes is fat.
 
F

Feelsbadman

Banned
My Regimen
Reaction score
1,201
I had a super salty meal last night woke up and my face looks ugly and puffy
its a shame small things can have a big impact on my face

whereas chad just eats burgers and chips and enjoys life
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2023 XenForo Ltd.
Top