Help! MONSTER shed!

wastingpenguins

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I was just sitting here petting my dog Bucky, right? Well, when I pulled my hand away, I noticed hair coming out everywhere! In huge clumps!! In fact, Bucky's hair is everywhere-- On the floor, carpet, and even the couch!

What do you guys think Bucky should do? Would minoxidil work well to regrow lost hair? Or perhaps finasteride would be better to help him maintain?
 

Brasileirao

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wastingpenguins said:
I was just sitting here petting my dog Bucky, right? Well, when I pulled my hand away, I noticed hair coming out everywhere! In huge clumps!! In fact, Bucky's hair is everywhere-- On the floor, carpet, and even the couch!

What do you guys think Bucky should do? Would minoxidil work well to regrow lost hair? Or perhaps finasteride would be better to help him maintain?

How about asking a serious question, maybe that will stop the shed. Bro, animals go through natural sheds, Bucky's hair will grow back.
 

The Gardener

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I think you need to hose that f****r down with a few gallons of spironolactone. Then, let him sit outside in the heat for a bit to let it settle in...
 

Bone Daddy

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Shave him bare, and have him audtion for the next part of Dr. Evil's pet.
 

The shedder

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Take him out back and give it to him Old Yeller style, and don't cry like a b**ch after, its not good for your hair.
 

ShedMaster

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can you say, xxxx.... for animals? I think so my friends, i think so. I should have had you guys sign a NDA form before posting this. oh well.
 

helpmefindmyhair

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That dog's sex life is over!!!

He won't be picking up any more b****s now.

They'll all laugh when they see him coming down the street.
 

viperfish

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no no no.........don't waste the spironolactone. Spray him down with fluridil and see if his penis falls off and if he sprouts some titties....... if it is a male. Let's see if fluridil really works!!!
 

The Gardener

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viperfish said:
no no no.........don't waste the spironolactone. Spray him down with fluridil and see if his penis falls off and if he sprouts some titties....... if it is a male. Let's see if fluridil really works!!!

Yeap. Hose that f****r down.
 
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