Hilarious Tragicomedy Coffee Shop Experience

[Javell]

a) without hat - Excuse me sir, would you like some coffeee. bring that coffee to that "man". Look at that 30 year old man, he better shave his sh*t full.
b) with a hat - bring some coffe / food to that "young man". Excuse me young man, did you attach your safety belts (at an extreme theme park)

I'm 23.

For your reference, I'll tell what I overheard on the bus:

Girl (Discussing a guy she had a relationship with): Wow, would have never guessed that the dude was 40. He wasn't bald and had full head of hair.

 

[Saurabhaj]

Shaving your head can make you look younger.(Obviously for nw4/5/6/7 facially good looking guys.)
There are many women who knows young men go bald and that eroded hairline/hairstyle look bad.

Find any good looking balding guy and trim his hairs and check the difference.

 

[Javell]

Shaving your head can make you look younger.(Obviously for nw4/5/6/7 facially good looking guys.)

Haha, say that again. The point is, the hat frames my face neatly. I look like sh*t when I shave it, my head is too big and I don't want to look older than I'm, so I hate my beard, especially neckbeard.

 

[Saurabhaj]

Haha, say that again. The point is, the hat frames my face neatly. I look like sh*t when I shave it, my head is too big and I don't want to look older than I'm, so I hate my beard, especially neckbeard.

Don't be an experimental material.
I am asking you to test/observe this on your friend/someone close to you who is balding.

 

[Cue Bald]

yeah well i for one can't shave my head and have "All Izz Well"
it looks terrible :-( i think on a younger guy, shaving your head sly makes you look older.
but on an older guy, say age 40, shaving your head sly makes you look younger.

that feel when you go to the bar with your pretty-boy co worker who is 7 years older than you. he gets asked for ID and you don't.