Horrible Social Media Douchebag Brothers (logan & Jake Paul) Both Balding Hard In Early 20s

[IdealForehead]

I know we discussed in the Justin Bieber threads that we shouldn't take pleasure in mocking people who are also suffering from hair loss. But sometimes, it happens to people so horrible that it's hard not to at least enjoy a bit of Shadenfreude.

Enter Jake and Logan Paul, brothers who run Youtube channels with tens of millions of subscribers, each making millions of dollars a year in royalties from their daily vlogs, which usually center around them being horrible to others.

Logan Paul was recently in the news (how I heard about him) for filming a dead body in a Japanese suicide forest, making jokes about it on camera, and posting it to his YouTube. He is known for having been a bully to others in grade school, making racial slurs, and his neighbors have complained about his behavior including starting giant fires in empty swimming pools that have almost burned houses down (in LA where fires are not a joke). One of these brothers also used to be on a Disney channel show, until his personal off-camera antics got him fired.

Since I heard about Logan Paul I've found their entire existence repugnant and disturbing. I just wonder why good things like their success can happen to such bad people, and what that says about the world. I still wonder why people support these kinds of jackasses.

But in this case, it looks like hair loss will be the karma that destroys both their "careers" since I doubt their juvenile fans will still like them when they are bald, which won't be long at this point.

Logan Paul:

Logan Paul's hairline:

Jake Paul:

Jake Paul's Hairline:

For anyone else who has been tortured by hearing about these awful people, at least this means we won't have to for much longer.

 

[Stanx22]

Finally, some good news.

They deserve it.

 

[CopeForLife]

they aren't goodlooking

punchable face

 

[DoctorHouse]

Great combovers.

 

[IdealForehead]

they aren't goodlooking

punchable face

That's not an accurate assessment. They are both tall white guys with good enough facial structure to succeed with this type of boorish "frat boy" activity, as proven by their millions of fans.

Eg. Logan Paul is 6'2". What you will find in general is very tall men often have slightly longer and similarly "slightly goofy" facial development, eg. Michael Phelps:

This is one of the common costs of being tall. It is extremely rare to be both tall and have a face like Tom Cruise as greater vertical height of the body also often leads to greater vertical height of the face.

Logan has a pretty good jawline, straight, symmetric face, and good features overall though with good mass:

90% of their appeal to their stupid fans is their looks. Once they're both bald, they'll just be two old-looking big bald guys running around acting like assholes and no one's going to care about them anymore.

 

[Saulus]

Lol the first guy looks like a pedo with that hairline and those glasses..like i wouldnt let him and my daughter alone in a room if you know what i mean

 

[buckthorn]

first time I've ever applauded hair loss

 

[Saulus]

 

[CopeForLife]

That's not an accurate assessment. They are both tall white guys with good enough facial structure to succeed with this type of boorish "frat boy" activity, as proven by their millions of fans.

Eg. Logan Paul is 6'2". What you will find in general is very tall men often have slightly longer and similalry "slightly goofy" facial development, eg. Michael Phelps:

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This is one of the common costs of being tall. It is extremely rare to be both tall and have a face like Tom Cruise as greater vertical height of the body also often leads to greater vertical height of the face.

Logan has a pretty good jawline, straight, symmetric face, and good features overall though with good mass:

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90% of their appeal to their stupid fans is their looks. Once they're both bald, they'll just be two old-looking big bald guys running around acting like assholes and no one's going to care about them anymore.

yes they have top notch frame but I meant face

 

[Baldingat188]

They are annoying and I roll my eyes at them but I still don't take satisfaction of seeing this happen to them.

 

[IdealForehead]

They are annoying and I roll my eyes at them but I still don't take satisfaction of seeing this happen to them.

You aren't ready yet, young Padawan.

 

[blackg]

I feel embarrassed just watching this.

 

[blackg]

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Their career entertaining 12 year olds will be over soon if they don’t do anything with their hair loss. Here’s them tricking a young girl into kissing their old bald father. Put on your cringe suits. Skip to 22 min.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

That's not an accurate assessment. They are both tall white guys with good enough facial structure to succeed with this type of boorish "frat boy" activity, as proven by their millions of fans.

Eg. Logan Paul is 6'2". What you will find in general is very tall men often have slightly longer and similarly "slightly goofy" facial development, eg. Michael Phelps:

View attachment 76435

This is one of the common costs of being tall. It is extremely rare to be both tall and have a face like Tom Cruise as greater vertical height of the body also often leads to greater vertical height of the face.

Logan has a pretty good jawline, straight, symmetric face, and good features overall though with good mass:

View attachment 76436

90% of their appeal to their stupid fans is their looks. Once they're both bald, they'll just be two old-looking big bald guys running around acting like assholes and no one's going to care about them anymore.

They wont ever be bald.

They are probably on propecia by now and if it doesn't worth they will get hair transplants.

You are all just wishful thinking.

 

[Exodus2011]

That's not an accurate assessment. They are both tall white guys with good enough facial structure to succeed with this type of boorish "frat boy" activity, as proven by their millions of fans.

Eg. Logan Paul is 6'2". What you will find in general is very tall men often have slightly longer and similarly "slightly goofy" facial development, eg. Michael Phelps:

View attachment 76435

This is one of the common costs of being tall. It is extremely rare to be both tall and have a face like Tom Cruise as greater vertical height of the body also often leads to greater vertical height of the face.

Logan has a pretty good jawline, straight, symmetric face, and good features overall though with good mass:

View attachment 76436

90% of their appeal to their stupid fans is their looks. Once they're both bald, they'll just be two old-looking big bald guys running around acting like assholes and no one's going to care about them anymore.

hes hot lol. not just "good enough".

they look like the kind of all american white hunks that wear american eagle and work at chick-fil-a

@blackg 'murican

 

[blackg]

seems like the girl is balding too lol

Lol, I noticed that too.

 

[IdealForehead]

They wont ever be bald.

They are probably on propecia by now and if it doesn't worth they will get hair transplants.

You are all just wishful thinking.

Sadly you're actually right. The key point here is how incredibly well he's doing at playing coverup game with the low amount of hair he already has.

This is what he has now:

He is becoming a hat prisoner already. But realistically he only needs 5000 units on top after severe baldness sets in to continue playing coverup game, particularly if he keeps wearing goofy hats in public.

 

[blackg]

Sadly you're actually right. The key point here is how incredibly well he's doing at playing coverup game with the low amount of hair he already has.

This is what he has now:

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He is becoming a hat prisoner already. But realistically he only needs 5000 units on top after severe baldness sets in to continue playing coverup game, particularly if he keeps wearing goofy hats in public.

But won't the demanding public be bored with these two clowns by the time either one of them is noticeably balding?

They will very soon be embarrassing relics, if they aren't already.

 

[CopeForLife]

they will look disgusting bald