How Accurate Is This Hierarchy Of Male Sexual Desirability

[Exodus2011]

 

[Rudiger]

Wow bald guys don't even count in the No Sex or Unique Situations categories. Typical.

 

[CopeForLife]

Wow bald guys don't even count in the No Sex or Unique Situations categories. Typical.

just be star athlete

 

[Exodus2011]

Wow bald guys don't even count in the No Sex or Unique Situations categories. Typical.

lmao how accurate is it?

 

[Rudiger]

lmao how accurate is it?

Pure science brehbrah

 

[myusernamenow]

I’m Merican this was my experience:

My roommate freshman year was a highly recruited (merican) football player (he didn’t go pro). It was crazy to me how many different “types” of women threw themselves at him. Hot, unattractive, introverted, extroverted, bookish, dumb, short, tall etc. A lot of times they’d just show up near our room like moths to a flame. He’s a great guy. Living with him taught me a lot.

Other than that the pyramid is too formulaic...

 

[Rudiger]

I’m Merican this was my experience:

My roommate freshman year was a highly recruited (merican) football player (he didn’t go pro). It was crazy to me how many different “types” of women threw themselves at him. Hot, unattractive, introverted, extroverted, bookish, dumb, short, tall etc. A lot of times they’d just show up near our room like moths to a flame. He’s a great guy. Living with him taught me a lot.

Other than that the pyramid is too formulaic...

This concept of being assigned a random roommate is just so f*****g weird. How do more stabbings and murders never happen?

Also what about f*****g? Are you sort of awkwardly expected to just leave the room? Is it a thing for some people where they don't really care and just f*** under the sheets while the other roommate just reads or plays on the computer/whatever? What if your roommate is f*****g and you need something in your room?

 

[SmoothSailing]

The most attractive guys had the most sex when I was in college. Regardless of whether they played sports, or were good at them.

The vast majority of people in my college were white so can't really comment on the "minorities" aspect.

I'd say it's accurate enough to say that about 40 - 50% of guys got no sex or sex once or twice throughout their college.

 

[Exodus2011]

I’m Merican this was my experience:

My roommate freshman year was a highly recruited (merican) football player (he didn’t go pro). It was crazy to me how many different “types” of women threw themselves at him. Hot, unattractive, introverted, extroverted, bookish, dumb, short, tall etc. A lot of times they’d just show up near our room like moths to a flame. He’s a great guy. Living with him taught me a lot.

Other than that the pyramid is too formulaic...

was he black? what position did he play? height?

 

[BaldyBalderBald]

too american centric
what the f*** is a fraternity and whats the relevance of college football

Watch some 'merican teen movies about campus life, but prepare a vomit bag before

 

[rclark]

Lisa Lamenelli used to f*** guys on the top of the pyramid. In fact, her pussy probably
turned into a key hole.

Then she made the mistake of someone's penis shape in her comedy routine! Unbelievable.

She's not hot, and let's be honest, she wouldn't be getting fucked by guys on the top
of the period if she wasn't famous!

 

[myusernamenow]

was he black? what position did he play? height?

He is half black and was recruited as a running back. Dude isn’t much taller than me (I am 5’11”), but much more physically imposing, a true mesomorph. He has a commanding physical presence. He showed me pictures of himself at like 15 or 16 and he was jacked then. Dem genetics brehbrah.

Anyway, the most important thing about this dude (and why I'll always respect him) is that he and I loved to get high together and he introduced me to the godly combination of Cheetos + peanut butter (no bread) and Paul Simon.

This concept of being assigned a random roommate is just so f*****g weird. How do more stabbings and murders never happen?

Also what about f*****g? Are you sort of awkwardly expected to just leave the room? Is it a thing for some people where they don't really care and just f*** under the sheets while the other roommate just reads or plays on the computer/whatever? What if your roommate is f*****g and you need something in your room?

Everyone answered a questionnaire beforehand about our living habits. We both came there from out of state. I’m not sure how the school picked. Luckily we clicked quickly.

As for f*****g logistics, he would usually have girls take him back to their place. He referred to our room as "the dojo" and didn't like too many people in there. He wasn’t f*****g 24/7 like he could've been, either.

I remember one time a chick threw herself at him and he said "Get off me Beetlejuice" (lol). Another time (during winter) I came back to "the dojo" after he had fucked some girl. She was shivering on the futon (no blanket) and he was under the covers in his bed. I think he was callous toward these women because he was emotionally loyal to the girl he had dated in high school. They spoke often on the phone. I think he loved her.

Anyway, there was only one conflict I remember. It was a Thursday (“thirsty Thursdays” breh) night and I had fallen asleep. I woke up when he loudly opened the door like a drunk dumbass with some girl. I shouted some bullshit about having an exam the next day (a lie) and said I needed my sleep. He came back twenty minutes later alone. I imagine she sucked his dick in the nearby bathroom but I don't know.

 

[Exodus2011]

He is half black and was recruited as a running back. Dude isn’t much taller than me (I am 5’11”), but much more physically imposing, a true mesomorph. He has a commanding physical presence. He showed me pictures of himself at like 15 or 16 and he was jacked then. Dem genetics brehbrah.

Anyway, the most important thing about this dude (and why I'll always respect him) is that he and I loved to get high together and he introduced me to the godly combination of Cheetos + peanut butter (no bread) and Paul Simon.
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Everyone answered a questionnaire beforehand about our living habits. We both came there from out of state. I’m not sure how the school picked. Luckily we clicked quickly.

As for f*****g logistics, he would usually have girls take him back to their place. He referred to our room as "the dojo" and didn't like too many people in there. He wasn’t f*****g 24/7 like he could've been, either.

I remember one time a chick threw herself at him and he said "Get off me Beetlejuice" (lol). Another time (during winter) I came back to "the dojo" after he had fucked some girl. She was shivering on the futon (no blanket) and he was under the covers in his bed. I think he was callous toward these women because he was emotionally loyal to the girl he had dated in high school. They spoke often on the phone. I think he loved her.

Anyway, there was only one conflict I remember. It was a Thursday (“thirsty Thursdays” breh) night and I had fallen asleep. I woke up when he loudly opened the door like a drunk dumbass with some girl. I shouted some bullshit about having an exam the next day (a lie) and said I needed my sleep. He came back twenty minutes later alone. I imagine she sucked his dick in the nearby bathroom but I don't know.

strong no homo but was his dick big? how black did he look? did he mainly f*** white girls? and that sounds nasty lol, cheetos and peanut butter!?

lmao. "loved" her. meanwhile f*****g other girls.

 

[BaldyBalderBald]

strong no homo but was his dick big? how black did he look? did he mainly f*** white girls? and that sounds nasty lol, cheetos and peanut butter!?

lmao. "loved" her. meanwhile f*****g other girls.

You want to check the Blacked.com theory and those BBC theories lel

I think you OD on pr*n man, watch out

 

[rclark]

For white people can't make drugs, they're in the bottom.

Probably living in the basement.

 

[CopeForLife]

BBCs rule college sex life imo

 

[Baldingat188]

It's sort of accurate however you forgot one major factor ....

Any guesses ?

FACE

In the end being a white athlete or whatever else may help and it may be a halo but ultimately girls are going to chose a better looking guy who isn't an athlete over an athlete ( unless the athlete is very wealthy and famous)

Face and height are still king. If you look good , you won't have problems getting laid.

 

[Baldingat188]

This concept of being assigned a random roommate is just so f*****g weird. How do more stabbings and murders never happen?

Also what about f*****g? Are you sort of awkwardly expected to just leave the room? Is it a thing for some people where they don't really care and just f*** under the sheets while the other roommate just reads or plays on the computer/whatever? What if your roommate is f*****g and you need something in your room?

I had a roommate who was a pretty hardcore chad. Different girls in and out all the time while I awkwardly sat there doing work in a hat.