How do I norwoodmax? Please I need to

[Friendo]

I definitely have the gene and it's been years but I'm barely a NW2, I can definitely see some crown thinning and if I comb my hair a certain way I can almost appear like a NW4 in some pictures. I'm pushing 30 and honestly I don't feel like it's in the cards right now. Alcohol doesn't work as apparently it has no correlation with hair loss too.

And before you judge me, yes I tried shaving but the stubble goes back really quick and it's in the same color, so my friends think it's just stupid and I get looks in the street but not good looks like a normal NW7 would.

Would appreciate advice.

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Ask @czecha
He is the expert on these topics.

 

[Friendo]

Ask @czecha
He is the expert on these topics.

Is he a NW7?

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Is he a NW7?

He is cope-maxxing, jester-maxxing, incel-maxxing and extremely trans.

 

[Friendo]

DO NOT SHAVE. It will only grow back thicker. Alcohol only works if it bring stress NOT ALCOHOL ALONE. Thats the onyl thing to can work: Stress. How is your job and lifestyle? Need to stress maybe. Good luck, were all gonna make it

My job is definitely miserable I'll give you this but sometimes I wake up and look in the mirror and I swear someone's been applying minoxodil on my f*****g sh*t. My co-worker even commented how nice my hair looks and he's a NW5, so I know he was just trying to be passive aggressive with me.

Honestly sometimes I think it's not in the cards or me? So I haven't been able to eat or do anything properly lately and the depression has taken a hold of me, so I'm hoping it'll help.

 

[Friendo]

For my honest advice you have a few options euthanasia or you could try bleaching the shaved parts as it will appear lighter in colour and giving you a better Norwood so there my options for unless self endused stress is ok and smoking 49 a day also helps

Believe me I smoke a lot, I don't like smoking and it makes me feel really bad but I push through.

 

[Friendo]

That's a great start keep like this trust me your on your way to a NW7 this is stressing you out

Ok thanks for the kind words and I hope they are not in vain but if anyone has any more advice that ACTUALLY works I will be glad to hear if not then f*****g sh*t f*** everything

 

[Friendo]

No no were all gonna make it. Listen, if you want to private chat we can and i can offer you suport and more. I have been a NW7 since 14 so I know a thing or two. Its good that your not eating actually that will help. Please message me I would like to talk to u

Can you send me a pic of your crown? Need to make sure it's not shaved

 

[Friendo]

No sir thank you for the chance to help a incel like you

Thanks I won't sugarcoat it I don't even know what a motherfucking incel is I just want my f*****g crown slick tired of this c***

Yes exactly I have come across a faker or a Baker 'bald faker' in my day proof is needed

Baker I like that

 

[Friendo]

I'm wearing a hair system and hatmaxxing rn becaus im in public on my phone. Later when its dark I can send tho when i take out the norwood

U got a NW7 and you hatfishing? Baker confirmed

 

[Friendo]

I am no baker, thats for sure. You have been folowing my posts all day harasing me and now turned everyone against me. Baker is a slur against me, a NW7, as if I need more sh*t in my life on top of all the other bullshitt

Listen pal all I'm trying to do here is to get to NW7 and I got bakers f*****g flooding this thread talking bullshit so either post something productive or get out because to me you sound like a NW5 at best

 

[Friendo]

Woah that better not be directed at anywhere near me u incel Baker if it is

it's directed to bakers all over the world and if you took offense you're possibly a baker

 

[Friendo]

Exposing bakers 1 by 1

 

[Friendo]

Ain't no baker here just 1 true nw7 trying to prove his ways

Post ur crown?

 

[Friendo]

Posted my nw7 for any baker

Respect if that's you but can you write something on your head so I know it's you cos there's so many bakers out there it's hard to trust anybody but honestly that is a good looking crown and kinda what I'm going for myself

 

[Friendo]

Get on fortnite

 

[Friendo]

View attachment 165148

Mind if I save this pic, print it out and keep in in a wallet for motivation? Ur the GOAT

 

[Friendo]

It checks out

Sorry for ever accusing you of baking JuliasBell

 

[Friendo]

So why don't u guys post ur Norwood

I am a mere NW4 on the road to NW7 but ur NW7 pic gave me hope which I better off not getting because hope makes me less stressed out and I need to get more stressed for NW7 according to jthecampagno who might be a baker tbh

 

[Friendo]

See Norwood attached

That's Dr Phil I'd know that forehead from a mile away