I hate women!
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The Gardener
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Gay men can be a pain in the *** too
The Gardener
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Redbone is absolutely right. YES you need to be that 'good guy' to them, but you have to relate to them in a multifaceted way. You have to be that 'nice, good guy' when they need that... and at other times, you have to flash a little masculine arrogance. No, I am NOT saying you should be masculinely arrogant, but just be able to play that card when appropriate to remind them that you are a man. Additionally, you have to be completely into them physically, when intimate, devour their bodies physically. Wham bam is for novices, you have to slowly tease them, tittilate them, make them want you... and sometimes you have to be downright carniverous, an uninvited hickey, a surprising slap on the naked *** when they are not expecting, a bite on the lip, an unforgettable oral session to her completion (learn how to do that, you can learn this with a little web studying and you will be a god to her for it), perhaps a little mild dominance, ORDER her to get on her knees and let your oral pleasuring of her sliiiiide into a surprising rim job, get into her, show a little passion.... and when waking up the next morning, be lovingly affectionate, and then follow up with something sublimely romantic, like a single perfect rose sent to their desk at work with a nice card telling them how much you love to spend time with her, how you think about her all the time, and how much you are into her hot body.
Get that balance right, and you will be a god. Take it from me, I'm Steve Austin.
Get that balance right, and you will be a god. Take it from me, I'm Steve Austin.
Redbone
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Dont be afraid to stick a finger in there ***.
Austin knows after all he banged Jamie summers and Farah fawcett, she would literally be a fawcett if I was plugging her,
I have seen so many girls go back to a guy or pine over a guy cause he did her fine in the bedroom. It is the truth. Suck them toes, lick that ***.
Austin knows after all he banged Jamie summers and Farah fawcett, she would literally be a fawcett if I was plugging her,
I have seen so many girls go back to a guy or pine over a guy cause he did her fine in the bedroom. It is the truth. Suck them toes, lick that ***.
The Gardener
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Hell yes, Redbone. Right in the middle of hot intercourse, slide that finger in and pound away. A winner every time. Redbone, you have definitely proven to me your experience with the latinas with that one. Aaah yes.
Redbone
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If you guys can master a Latina wild cat you are in the club. They are not only the hottest looking things around but the damn near hottest in bed that you will ever come across bar none. You will be begging for mercy with these girls. Why the hell do you think they all eventually have 10 kids? Because there husbands cant stop f*****g them.
I bang my honey in every poistion and she lets me go til I am done then I get her again in the night- she loves it. Lord have mercy I just hope she dont kill me.
I bang my honey in every poistion and she lets me go til I am done then I get her again in the night- she loves it. Lord have mercy I just hope she dont kill me.
The Gardener
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Everything Redbone said is TRUE. And you better not cross her, or else she WILL kill you! God help me I love latina women... They often dress provocatively, then you talk to them and they are as conservative as mami's mami... then you get frustrated, but then if you are lucky and/or skillfull and persistent and things mutually proceed to an intimate situation, they are hotter than hades. Pure magicians. Layers of tasty contradiction that drive me wild! God save me. The Britons here are missing out on a fantastic thing being so far away, I strongly recommend that any visit you make to the states include a visit to a salsa club. Don't get frustrated early, stay late, and just be a nice guy. Once you hooked one and you get a taste of that first outer layer, and then she hints at layer two, you are sucked in and gone hook, line, and sinker!
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The Gardener
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A New York Puerto Rican. Oh boy, the real deal. That'll keep you busy for a while.
On my personal list of things that terrify me, "Angry Puerto Rican Women" is way up there, probably at #3 or #4, right behind "Drunk Marines in a dark alley" and "Getting lost in Detroit after midnight".
hehe.. nice catch, my man.
On my personal list of things that terrify me, "Angry Puerto Rican Women" is way up there, probably at #3 or #4, right behind "Drunk Marines in a dark alley" and "Getting lost in Detroit after midnight".
hehe.. nice catch, my man.
VoRteX
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Guys, I had a great fling with a Puerto Rican girl and I can totally identify with what you are saying!
God, I'd love to get with another one. I'll admit, this girl wasnt super fine, but she looked alright and DAMN DAMN DAMN she was hot in bed. Plus, her damn TITS. They were like HUGE but still stood out perfectly. If she wasnt so young I would have thought they were fake.
She would speak to me in Spanish when we were doing it. "Baby a qui, Otra Ves" whatever that means.. she told me once I forgot. I'm in TN so not a lot of Puerto Ricans here, mostly mexicans :cry:
I really like my current gf, but I might have to consider cheating if I had another chance with a puerto rican princess :rockon:
The coolest thing about this girl was her total aloofness about our fling. We were pretty exclusive for 3 months but there were never strings. I would go to her house, we'd play playstation, eat pizza, then f*** all day.
Dream relationship.
I dumped her so I could go out with a caucasian girl that I deemed "more appropriate" for a serious relationship
DOH!
God, I'd love to get with another one. I'll admit, this girl wasnt super fine, but she looked alright and DAMN DAMN DAMN she was hot in bed. Plus, her damn TITS. They were like HUGE but still stood out perfectly. If she wasnt so young I would have thought they were fake.
She would speak to me in Spanish when we were doing it. "Baby a qui, Otra Ves" whatever that means.. she told me once I forgot. I'm in TN so not a lot of Puerto Ricans here, mostly mexicans :cry:
I really like my current gf, but I might have to consider cheating if I had another chance with a puerto rican princess :rockon:
The coolest thing about this girl was her total aloofness about our fling. We were pretty exclusive for 3 months but there were never strings. I would go to her house, we'd play playstation, eat pizza, then f*** all day.
Dream relationship.
I dumped her so I could go out with a caucasian girl that I deemed "more appropriate" for a serious relationship
DOH!
The Gardener
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No way.. I NEED a latina for serious relationship material. I need that old fashioned matronly influence in my life to keep me straight! Well, that's putting it nicely... I suppose what I really mean is that only a latina knows how to ride my *** hard enough and chew me out when I'm lazy to keep me at full productivity. But when you're good... oh, they are VEEEERY good to you...
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She's a handful, but it's alot of fun. We've been together a long time....she likes that I don't try to take her to McDonald's and then f*** her, I like that her libido is probably more raging than mine.
And she calls me "poppy." C'mon, that's awesome. "Ai poppy, I din't know you could do it like that..."
"Call me Axon."
"Estas loco."
And she calls me "poppy." C'mon, that's awesome. "Ai poppy, I din't know you could do it like that..."
"Call me Axon."
"Estas loco."
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My Dominicana is one hottie, she is sweet enough but if you try and take advantage she will beat your *** down, crazy spanish curves and round bubble bum bum and small waist with giant hooters.
I must say this if a white guy is lucky enough to score one... Well you will know what I mean- Axon and gardner due.
The naturally tanned, smooth skin looks awesome naked, enough to make me pop one off just looking. She will do whatever I ask and with great energy and supreme passion, until I am finished. The word no does not excist in the Latina vocabulary- meaning you can roll over at night and screw them anytime you want. Arginine has really helped me in that department. They don't care about hair either. I have been with her three years and still love to have her as much as possible- what more could you want.
One of the best parts about her is that she eats good, how many girls can you take to dinner that will devoure a 12oz tenderloin? I love it.
A word of advice though don't cross them because they play hard ball. Try and find one who is semi americanized like was born somewhere else but has lived here for 10 years or more. Oh yes :rockon:
I must say this if a white guy is lucky enough to score one... Well you will know what I mean- Axon and gardner due.
The naturally tanned, smooth skin looks awesome naked, enough to make me pop one off just looking. She will do whatever I ask and with great energy and supreme passion, until I am finished. The word no does not excist in the Latina vocabulary- meaning you can roll over at night and screw them anytime you want. Arginine has really helped me in that department. They don't care about hair either. I have been with her three years and still love to have her as much as possible- what more could you want.
One of the best parts about her is that she eats good, how many girls can you take to dinner that will devoure a 12oz tenderloin? I love it.
A word of advice though don't cross them because they play hard ball. Try and find one who is semi americanized like was born somewhere else but has lived here for 10 years or more. Oh yes :rockon:
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The Gardener
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LOL
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Berserk said:
when i read the title of this thread, i thought you were. let's face it though,....you wouldn't want to be with an ugly chick.. so why would you expect a chick to like an ugly guy? if you had a choice of a hot chick and an ugly chick, you'd pick the hot chick.. thus leaving the ugly chick saying.."i hate all men" because of it. it'd make more sense for you to say "i hate being ugly" as opposed to "i hate all women"