I Lied About My Identity To Someone From The Full Head Days

[Exodus2011]

I was at the store and saw the office receptionist who knew me from my old high school. I didn't even recognize her until she told me that I looked familiar, and asked if i was related to *insert grandpa's name*. I was like "sorry i don't know him". She went on saying "you have such a resemblance". I just played it off saying "yeah sometimes people just look like each other"

f***. i couldn't deal with someone seeing me completely bald compared to the full head days

i considered telling the truth at first but didn't feel like having extreme shame to start off the day (it was in the morning)

f*** it. i have a policy against lying but when it comes to baldness i can't help but do anything avoid to the embarassment.

 

[blackg]

OK, so she just thought you were an anonymous balding man then?

 

[Rudiger]

I just played it off saying "yeah sometimes people just look like each other"

Smooth save brehbrah

 

[NimuDash]

Only do this if ur Tommy Wisseau.

 

[Exodus2011]

OK, so she just thought you were an anonymous balding man then?

No she knew me from back in high school

I should edit the post

And lol rudiger that is true tho and tbf it was a decent save considering how f*****g nervous i was.

My face and ears turned red and i panicked thinking it would give me away until i realized that any shy person could reasonably be embarassed by a conversation with a stranger

 

[Stanx22]

I'm sorry that you have to suffer such a shitty life exodus.

 

[Dante92]

Sometimes, lying is the only thing we have left to save face and not reveal our misery and weakness to others, which they will use to their advantage and to make you suffer even more.

 

[NimuDash]

Sometimes, lying is the only thing we have left to save face and not reveal our misery and weakness to others, which they will use to their advantage and to make you suffer even more.

Dem baldites lie every f*****g day, it's just hair bro. I don't care, but we know we all f*****g care, there's only social stigma.

 

[blackg]

Dem baldites lie every f*****g day, it's just hair bro. I don't care, but we know we all f*****g care, there's only social stigma.

Tis true.

 

[UberBaldaten]

Baldness is not your fault and she would not laugh in your face because you are balding. The worst thing that could happen is that she thought you were less attractive ( if she is not part of the club of rare women who get off on bald head ).

 

[ManinBlack]

You didn't lie. Balding is a disease that kills who you were and replaces it with itself. When you go bald you are henceforth forever labelled as "the bald guy". Your previous personality is dead to people.

 

[Saurabhaj]

You didn't lie. Balding is a disease that kills who you were and replaces it with itself. When you go bald you are henceforth forever labelled as "the bald guy". Your previous personality is dead to people.

You should be punished for hurting me.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

You didn't lie. Balding is a disease that kills who you were and replaces it with itself. When you go bald you are henceforth forever labelled as "the bald guy". Your previous personality is dead to people.

 

[Stanx22]

This is for @Stanx22

I thought of you as I stumbled upon this on BBC UK.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-middle-east-42053063/egypt-s-hipsters

Damn, imagine using a flame on any baldite brah's head, the fear of hair loss amplified further.

lol i actually want to try that, it sounds fun. Sadly, my follicles are too weak and i'll be NW7 after just a one haircut

 

[CopeForLife]

bald beast

 

[CaptainForehead]

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bald beast

Is this photoshopped?
Or is he an alien with a head that too big for a human's body?

 

[tomcat]

Is this photoshopped?
Or is he an alien with a head that too big for a human's body?

u forgot about his ugly tattoo wtf !

 

[CopeForLife]

Is this photoshopped?
Or is he an alien with a head that too big for a human's body?

> Actually you’re right about something does look weird here, I never noticed, but I can assure you I didn’t photoshop anything. I did however play around with apps to change filters etc.

 

[Exodus2011]

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bald beast

he still has a hairline lol wtf. he should grow it out some

PEOPLE THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS SAY SHAVING YOUR HEAD IS RETARDED IF YOU ARENT A MANMORE MONSTER

 

[UncleMort]

Sometimes WD do and say things to survive

I was at the store and saw the office receptionist who knew me from my old high school. I didn't even recognize her until she told me that I looked familiar, and asked if i was related to *insert grandpa's name*. I was like "sorry i don't know him". She went on saying "you have such a resemblance". I just played it off saying "yeah sometimes people just look like each other"

f***. i couldn't deal with someone seeing me completely bald compared to the full head days

i considered telling the truth at first but didn't feel like having extreme shame to start off the day (it was in the morning)

f*** it. i have a policy against lying but when it comes to baldness i can't help but do anything avoid to the embarassment.