I Look Better In The Dark, That's The Stark Reality

[Butterbean Head]

Right then, I am very fair skin ie freckles, ginger/blonde beard, invisible eyebrows, red-head, and blue eyes.

In the daytime I get derision almost daily, but when I venture out at night the reverse happens.

The last three weeks I have gone out and the amount of praise I have had is astounding. Many specimens have come up to me to tell I'm handsome, look great, etc Both men and women equally. Pulled two specimens(both married). Fondled and kissed them both. Got one's address and the others number. One want's me to breed her......

I look better in dim lighting. The beard looks darker, my skin not in contrast to artificial and natural light etc bloody etc

Yet another paradox in the parody of the pedantic poets life.........

 

[fauxhawk]

Janeys seething somewhere right now reading this cause you been unfaithful.
On the matter of pulling married chicks, how big is your town aren't you worried about the husbands finding out? Or is it like a swinger bar?

Your basically the opposite of me, I give off a better illusion the lighter it is maybe cause i have very dark hair an green eyes. In the dark you can hardly notice.
Though this means you gona have to be a night time butterbean vampire only come out at dusk to prey on coochies blood rofl

 

[Oknow]

Right then, I am very fair skin ie freckles, ginger/blonde beard, invisible eyebrows, red-head, and blue eyes.

In the daytime I get derision almost daily, but when I venture out at night the reverse happens.

The last three weeks I have gone out and the amount of praise I have had is astounding. Many specimens have come up to me to tell I'm handsome, look great, etc Both men and women equally. Pulled two specimens(both married). Fondled and kissed them both. Got one's address and the others number. One want's me to breed her......

I look better in dim lighting. The beard looks darker, my skin not in contrast to artificial and natural light etc bloody etc

Yet another paradox in the parody of the pedantic poets life.........

you sound like the devil

 

[Feelsbadman]

this is why when i go on dates i prefer night time no kidding

 

[Feelsbadman]

Right then, I am very fair skin ie freckles, ginger/blonde beard, invisible eyebrows, red-head, and blue eyes.

In the daytime I get derision almost daily, but when I venture out at night the reverse happens.

The last three weeks I have gone out and the amount of praise I have had is astounding. Many specimens have come up to me to tell I'm handsome, look great, etc Both men and women equally. Pulled two specimens(both married). Fondled and kissed them both. Got one's address and the others number. One want's me to breed her......

I look better in dim lighting. The beard looks darker, my skin not in contrast to artificial and natural light etc bloody etc

Yet another paradox in the parody of the pedantic poets life.........

youre sick
imagine feeling proud and happy because you took another mans wife? i bet you go to bed patting yourself onthe back thinking you must be so good that you can take another mans women
news flash youre both degenerate trash.
narcissistic psycopath
ur a very sick man.

 

[Butterbean Head]

you sound like the devil

Well, all you brown folk think white people are the Devil anyway.

When do you think you will get over your(supposed) historical injustices?

 

[Butterbean Head]

youre sick
imagine feeling proud and happy because you took another mans wife? i bet you go to bed patting yourself onthe back thinking you must be so good that you can take another mans women
news flash youre both degenerate trash.
narcissistic psycopath
ur a very sick man.

Best I can get.

 

[Norwoodcel]

It's over for darkcels

 

[Butterbean Head]

It's over for darkcels

It never began.

 

[Butterbean Head]

youre sick
imagine feeling proud and happy because you took another mans wife? i bet you go to bed patting yourself onthe back thinking you must be so good that you can take another mans women
news flash youre both degenerate trash.
narcissistic psycopath
ur a very sick man.

You don't understand human psychology do you.

All these women that are already taken come up to me. I've said before, Due to the fact...........

I'm not the one whose in a relationship.

What am I supposed to do, refrain?

Two options, housewives or prostitutes......

 

[Butterbean Head]

Janeys seething somewhere right now reading this cause you been unfaithful.
On the matter of pulling married chicks, how big is your town aren't you worried about the husbands finding out? Or is it like a swinger bar?

Your basically the opposite of me, I give off a better illusion the lighter it is maybe cause i have very dark hair an green eyes. In the dark you can hardly notice.
Though this means you gona have to be a night time butterbean vampire only come out at dusk to prey on coochies blood rofl

Janey can't have me, I'm saving myself for someone who really deserves this butterbean head.

I'm not going out specifically to "pull" another man's coochie, they obviously desire a big hairy scary bald monster.

Yes, it's been an interesting observation. I'm glad you agree.

 

[Feelsbadman]

You don't understand human psychology do you.

All these women that are already taken come up to me. I've said before, Due to the fact...........

I'm not the one whose in a relationship.

What am I supposed to do, refrain?

Two options, housewives or prostitutes......

Yea but when they say they are married why do you try and peruse them?
where are your morals?
inb4 oh its her fault etc.

 

[Feelsbadman]

I'll speak on behalf of the bald fondling son of a b*tch. I am personally a man with high morals, yet I too have sinned like this man here. Why? Because real life isn't a movie. In the moment all you think about is getting your beak wet and that it's hot that she is doing something devious. If Finasteride hasn't killed your dick you'll be thinking with it, you can feel guilty afterwards all you want but your mind and your balls are two different personalities

So you're saying just because you're horny you should your dick do the thinking?
I get what you're saying I've done that in the past but now i try and have self control. It's a pretty low act not only you but the women yourself, and realyl cringe when i see guys (guys i know irl as well) brag about how good they think they are because they can steal a women off a guy. Sad as f***

 

[vondoom]

had a friend who always said the ones who are married/in a relationship are the best in bed... usually because they dont give the partner any...


personally i always found out way too late^^

 

[Butterbean Head]

Yea but when they say they are married why do you try and peruse them?
where are your morals?
inb4 oh its her fault etc.

Because it's the best I can get.

 

[Butterbean Head]

I'll speak on behalf of the bald fondling son of a b*tch. I am personally a man with high morals, yet I too have sinned like this man here. Why? Because real life isn't a movie. In the moment all you think about is getting your beak wet and that it's hot that she is doing something devious. If Finasteride hasn't killed your dick you'll be thinking with it, you can feel guilty afterwards all you want but your mind and your balls are two different personalities

I'm not actively pursing taken women, they all come up to me. They obviously want a man who they perceive as masculine to straddle them.

I'm neither proud nor ashamed.

I did say I was the housewives favourite.......

 

[Butterbean Head]

Everyone laughs at me for being ginger so perhaps this is a way to get them back?

I've always attracted women in relationships.

A specimen who I've been socialising with(who I believe fancies me) said I should become an escort. I look "Virile" apparently.

What, a male prostitute.....hmmm, at least I'll get paid for rodgering.

 

[Oknow]

Everyone laughs at me for being ginger so perhaps this is a way to get them back?

I've always attracted women in relationships.

A specimen who I've been socialising with(who I believe fancies me) said I should become an escort. I look "Virile" apparently.

What, a male prostitute.....hmmm, at least I'll get paid for rodgering.

post your picture on here

 

[Butterbean Head]

post your picture on here

Nah mate.....

Went out last night, pulled another saggy slapper and got the piss taken out of me like I did last week.

What is it with women nowadays that supposedly fancy you? They won't even let me straddle them, and when they do like last night they mess about and stop and start and then say they don't want it.

That's it for me now going out. Regardless of how "good looking" people tell me, I'll NEVER get a girlfriend.

Can't keep being on this low frequency, I'm waking up every morning with that empty feeling.......