I still like me

IBM

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Howdy.

Today was not famous. I lost an important artifact. Tomorrow i'll have to struggle to catch it.

But that was not the worst thing. I discovered that i'm a useless human consuming world's resources. I dont help anyone, my job consists in making things that other guys could do with more or less effort. I'm the home-workplace-home wanderer with funny suricate head.
Or the stick with dead suricate head on it with random behaviour annoying people eyes.

For what i am i should eat rot rat heads.
 

RaginDemon

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f*** u need to get laid......big time.
 

beaner

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Wtf does "suricate" mean? Make sure you deep fry those rat heads and sprinkle some powdered sugar on them before you eat them, great stuff...."rodenta frita" at it's finest ! ( a little Italian dessert for those of you who are unfamiliar)
 

flimflam

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IBM said:
Howdy.

Today was not famous. I lost an important artifact. Tomorrow i'll have to struggle to catch it.

But that was not the worst thing. I discovered that i'm a useless human consuming world's resources. I dont help anyone, my job consists in making things that other guys could do with more or less effort. I'm the home-workplace-home wanderer with funny suricate head.
Or the stick with dead suricate head on it with random behaviour annoying people eyes.

For what i am i should eat rot rat heads.

at least you're not bumming off the state eh.
 

stampede

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Sorta know what you're getting at here, man.

What I do to earn my money is of no real use to anyone. I try not to let that get me down though, and just look forward to the money at the end of the month :lol:
 

IBM

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Today I hada a diversity of negative and some abyssal emotions.

I woke up and realized i was delving into a big white room. I screamed but i didnt hear my own voice. 2 minutes later my throat was hurting. I closed my eyes and prayed to God

- "Save me" - I said;

My eyes opened with stumbles. I was floating in a cube covered with glowing stars mingled with candles.

A spirit came to me and i asked:

- "How much cost Love"
- "Love isnt a bargain my dear. Love does not sprout from your heart. You cannot harvest it." - He replied. - "You cannot pretend to be a sunflower if you're a moss. You would bring chaos and ruin to her gardner. Take my brew. You'll feel light above you."

Without noticing i slept.
 

stampede

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Have you been taking drugs?

I'm not making fun of you, I'm asking a serious question here :shock:
 

Maxpwr

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Hmmm... very interesting.

Sounds like the product of:

too much crack

or

too much pcp

or

waaay too much ecstasy

or

just the right amount of acid

or

just the right amount of......


(whatever... where's your God now?)

woof woof meow


I like STUFF; but even better? Making THINGS out of STUFF.

:evil:
 

IBM

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friday night and no where to go. Sick of being at home specially in great looking hair days.... i'm going mad.
 

stampede

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IBM, are you at university/college at the moment? If not, what do you do?

Tell us about your life.
 

IBM

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i'm nice guy planing to open a dinner shop and an it company. but for now i'm employee.
 

stampede

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Do you not speak to/socialise with your colleagues? I do with mine, we go out for drinks and meals and bowling and stuff.

Just trying to think of ways to bring you out of yourself man...
 

IBM

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No. No one to go out. I'm feeling like a foreign. I wish i could move.
 

stampede

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Why can't you?

And if you can't move house, why not find another job, one with better colleagues?
 

IBM

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stampede said:
Why can't you?

And if you can't move house, why not find another job, one with better colleagues?

I just cant right now. And my colleagues are not bad. They're very nice persons.- But everyone have their own life.
 

stampede

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IBM said:
stampede said:
Why can't you?

And if you can't move house, why not find another job, one with better colleagues?

I just cant right now. And my colleagues are not bad. They're very nice persons.- But everyone have their own life.

Why can't you move jobs?
 
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