That's why you should listen to my dating advice.
For you, you should date either a serial killer, OR a man hating lesbian!!
That's the best advice I can give you. If you can't get those two types, date Fred.
Two questions:
(1) Why would a serial killer or man-hating lesbian be right for me?
(2) If I couldn't attract a serial killer or man-hating lesbian what qualities does Fred have that would make him a reasonable substitute for a serial killer or a man-hating lesbian?
(3) Do you know any cute serial killers or cute man-hating lesbians?
Oh wait I was only supposed to ask 2 questions. Uh oh it's too late to fix it now since it's already posted.
You need to get a pen pal in prison. There you will find the woman of your dreams.
She will turn you into the woman of her dreams. From there, you will be known as Large Marge.
And it's either this or Fred?
Yes.
Two questions:
(1) Why would a serial killer or man-hating lesbian be interested in me?
(2) What qualities does Fred have that would make him a reasonable substitute for a serial killer or a man-hating lesbian?
(3) Do you know any cute serial killers?
(4) Do you know any cute man-hating lesbians?
Since you asked. Rosie O Donell is looking.
As for Fred, I enjoy his happy go lucky attitude on life. It always puts me in a good mood.
Especially when I'm driving by a bridge!
I would not go out with a bald guy. So I don't blame them for wanting nothing to do with us. Their attitude towards us is actually reasonable if you stop to think about it.
Rosie's too big for me. I'm a short skinny guy. She would crush me.
Have tellersquill do it. He's bigger than me. He can take it.
Does Fred know how you feel about him?
I don't think that is the point anyone has been trying to make on here. I think it's more like -
1) we UNDERSTAND WHY women desire us less... but...
2) having suffered through the stages of losing our hair we ALSO UNDERSTAND how shallow women can be. how they can say things they don't mean, and say they would unconditionally "love" us, UNTIL we show uncontrollable, physical flaws.
3) Some of us, including myself, are actually f*****g sick of the "I really don't mind bald men, I love them. I would date them... blah blah" passed around by bullshitting women who try to come across as not being shallow.
I would not go out with a bald guy. So I don't blame them for wanting nothing to do with us. Their attitude towards us is actually reasonable if you stop to think about it.
I would not go out with a bald guy. So I don't blame them for wanting nothing to do with us. Their attitude towards us is actually reasonable if you stop to think about it.
Not all women are the same.
True, and I agree. However, their attitude is NOT reasonable, when they mock and insult you relentlessly because of your baldness. I don't resent them for rejecting me, I resent them for treating me like dirt because of my appearance, without showing me ANY respect. I don't want to be liked, and I don't blame them for not liking me at all, but all I ask for is being treated like a human being for f***'s sake.
The overwhelming majority of women would not get together with a bald guy.
The overwhelming majority of men wouldn't get together with a FAT woman
I would be happy if they merely ignored me. I would be happy...
The overwhelming majority of men wouldn't get together with a FAT woman