If male pattern baldness was a person

[Toms]

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[Agustin Araujo]

If male pattern baldness was a person, I would hunt them down and kill them!

 

[winnyblues]

Crime is a disease, i am the cure

 

[TD500]

If male pattern baldness was a person, I would hunt them down and kill them!

I would ask for the cure first and if there is none I'd torture first then kill him.

 

[blackg]

I would shave his head in a NW5 pattern. Then send him off to Fort Lauderdale for the Disney on Ice tour.

 

[EvilLocks]

I would torture him until he spilled what the cure was, and then kill him. If there was no cure, I'd still kill him.

 

[hellouser]

I'd lock him/her up with Justin Bieber.

 

[hellouser]

So that he infects Bieber with baldness?

Yah, and then I'd release Bieber.

 

[EvilLocks]

So that he infects Bieber with baldness?

I would pay to see that happen. That little prick needs to be taught a lesson or two, especially after he mocked Prince William for his baldness.

 

[Fena2000]

I would lock the whole kardashian family in the same room with him. I'm so tired of that messed up family, especially Kim , making selfies of her self, she's so narscistic. She will pay every dime of her undeserved millions to dr lauster , so he can find a cure.

 

[kenny-k]

I'd shove a crowbar in his f*cking mouth and pry his jaw off and feed him to pirhanas...I'm actually not a violent person but I just really hate balding lol

 

[erika123]

I'd speak to his/her mom