I'm addicted to Rogaine

Aplunk1

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Eight months since it all began.

I started applying Rogaine twice daily.

I cannot stop.

I sit here, alone in the dark, and anxiously await for new hairs to sprout.

I hear in the other room a DRIP... DROP... DRIP... DROP...

The remnants of my Rogaine bottle are dripping down into my bathroom sink...

I run... trying to put my head underneath the drain, hoping to absorb the last few drops of Rogaine.

It's gone.

I fall to my knees and cry, hands crinkled as though trying to choke someone.

I am destroyed. I hear music playing on my laptop in the other room, singing, "I'm not happy. I'm feelin' glad......"

With my last few dollars I was saving for a Mother's Day present, I run to my local Wal-Mart, grab a bottle of Minoxidil 5%.

The cashier looks at me in dismay. She knows how far my addiction has progressed.

I get home, run up the stairs, throw the door closed.

Run to my sink...

I apply my Rogaine.

I find myself applying more and more everyday.

The bottle says my results will disappear if I stop.

I'll NEVER STOP!

I love you Rogaine, like I love a brother!

Sitting here, alone in the dark.

Anxiously awaiting for my sprouts to grow.

Waiting.

I'll never stop.




A tribute.
 

Apoc

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Well not until you start drinking it, applying it as an aftershave, wash your private parts with it and taking with you when you go to a club to have a quick spray while the other girls are putting on makeup you can't realy say that you're addicted.
 
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