I'm going to cold approch tomorrow in the city

[Norwoodcel]

I'm heading into the city tomorrow to do some shopping and eventually visit my friend. My plan is to do some game, either on the train, the trainstation or in the city centre..

My usual line is "hey hows it going".. "what you up to?" and "wanna swap details, maybe you can hang out with me sometime"

What lines do you guys use?

 

[Templah]

if a gay guy cold approached you, would a good pick up line increase his chance of succes with you?

 

[We Move]

"Is it hot in here, or is that just you".

"I like your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor".

 

[vondoom]

"Is it hot in here, or is that just you".

"I like your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor".

works every time!

 

[JaneyElizabeth]

"Is it hot in here, or is that just you".

"I like your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor".

I like your dress but it would look much better on me is Janey's top pick-up line.

 

[spring15]

"Hey, do you know who you look like?"

- Insert some celeb they remotely resemble

 

[Butterbean Head]

I'm heading into the city tomorrow to do some shopping and eventually visit my friend. My plan is to do some game, either on the train, the trainstation or in the city centre..

My usual line is "hey hows it going".. "what you up to?" and "wanna swap details, maybe you can hang out with me sometime"

What lines do you guys use?

Please don't....

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

'I'm so fuckin wasted would you mind me shitting in your bed tonight.'

 

[Young&thinning]

I'm heading into the city tomorrow to do some shopping and eventually visit my friend. My plan is to do some game, either on the train, the trainstation or in the city centre..

My usual line is "hey hows it going".. "what you up to?" and "wanna swap details, maybe you can hang out with me sometime"

What lines do you guys use?

So what happened?

 

[Pacho]

So what happened?

he is in jail now

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

he is in jail now

Did he forget to take a knee or do another micro agression??

 

[Pacho]

Did he forget to take a knee or do another micro agression??

he is getting charged for violating the ugly law act and harassment

Ugly law - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

For instance, in San Francisco a law of 1867 deemed it illegal for "any person, who is diseased, maimed, mutilated or deformed in any way, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object, to expose himself or herself to public view."[2][1] Exceptions to public exposure were acceptable only if the people were subjects of demonstration, to illustrate the separation of disabled from nondisabled and their need for reformation.[3]

his crimes in particular were

1. leaving his house while being over norwood 2, not wearing a hat/wig to hide his baldness


2. approaching women in a romantic manner while being over norwood 2 causing stress, traumata and eventuall ptsd in those individuals who got approached


he is facing 3 years of treatment with finasteride and/or forced hairtransplant in turkey

 

[JaneyElizabeth]

he is getting charged for violating the ugly law act and harassment

Ugly law - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

For instance, in San Francisco a law of 1867 deemed it illegal for "any person, who is diseased, maimed, mutilated or deformed in any way, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object, to expose himself or herself to public view."[2][1] Exceptions to public exposure were acceptable only if the people were subjects of demonstration, to illustrate the separation of disabled from nondisabled and their need for reformation.[3]

his crimes in particular were

1. leaving his house while being over norwood 2, not wearing a hat/wig to hide his baldness


2. approaching women in a romantic manner while being over norwood 2 causing stress, traumata and eventuall ptsd in those individuals who got approached


he is facing 3 years of treatment with finasteride and/or forced hairtransplant in turkey

Republicans at work with your tax dollars....

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Republicans at work with your tax dollars....

The Democrats were in power in 1867s California lmao...

 

[JaneyElizabeth]

The Democrats were in power in 1867s California lmao...

It was a joke and a pretty good one if she does say so herself, Janey says.

 

[ImKaratekid]

So what happened?

Im assuming just alot of girls got creeped out of some weird bald dude harassing them in the middle of the street

 

[Capone]

I’m picturing a nervous, stuttering man on a street asking a random woman out for a drink and a packet of roofies fall out of his pocket

 

[Norwoodcel]

So what happened?

i didn't do anything.. i just sat outside in the beer garden drinking

 

[Young&thinning]

i didn't do anything.. i just sat outside in the beer garden drinking




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Not a bad alternative given the weather we’ve had recently!

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

i didn't do anything.. i just sat outside in the beer garden drinking




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lol what a faggy glass...