Is The Balding Man Not Meant For The Modern World?

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Think about it...

Women, as we know are big users of social media. Snapchat, facebook, instagram - it's the norm. So where does a balding male fit in in a world of social media? They don't. No one wants to see an ugly person or balding man on their Facebook, Instagram or snap chat. Women want to see physically attractive men.

Let's forget social media and look at dating.. .Tinder... are you balding? Yes. Well sorry buddy tinder isn't for you. To make matters worse we live in the a 'hook up' culture. This isn't the 50's anymore. Women don't grow up virgins and get married. Boy oh boy no way. The modern women loses their virginity at an early age and has a plethora of men to choose from to mate with (due to technology) until they find someone to settle with.

Maybe in the 50's or 60s you could get away with balding (as marrying was the norm) but not now.

So what does this all mean to the balding male? Is the balding male not suited to modern society? What can we do? What can you do? i'm learning to accept. I'm learning to accept i'm the bad guy. But that's okl

Men, I see losing their hair are the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation worrying about tinder, snapchat and other social media. Social media has us chasing women and sl*ts, making decisions we hate so we can fit in. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our hair. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be good looking guys with that hot girlfriend. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
 

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We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be good looking guys with that hot girlfriend. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Unless you're socially isolated you learn from a very early age (I mean, as young as pre-pubescant here) you realise that the pretty girls are rare, and want the alpha males. Certain things do change in adulthood, but the fundamental that pretty women are rare, stays the same. And the fact that not everyone can have them should come quickly and stay that way.
 

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Modern society has no sympathy for the plight of the modern man, let alone the balding man. We are supposed to just accept it, "be a man" and move on as we are emotionless drones. A balding man's movement needs to begin to bring awareness to this dreadful condition. For the sake of mental health, our self esteem, our place in the modern world. We need to rise up, cure us from this hell.
 

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A balding man's movement needs to begin to bring awareness to this dreadful condition. For the sake of mental health, our self esteem, our place in the modern world. We need to rise up, cure us from this hell.
I seriously doubt that something will pay off if we include old baldites.
A lot of the people will probably just laugh it off saying shave it all off.
I think if we want to create a movement we will need the power of young balding guys like me, women and even children.
We will make an album consisting of photos of how people looked prior hair loss vs bald, maybe that will help to convince others.
Half a year ago, we considered contacting Elon Musk, but nobody here had balls to do so.
 

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I think if we want to create a movement we will need the power of young balding guys like me, women and even children.

Until the part about women and children I thought this was going a totally other direction.

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I seriously doubt that something will pay off if we include old baldites.
A lot of the people will probably just laugh it off saying shave it all off.
I think if we want to create a movement we will need the power of young balding guys like me, women and even children.
We will make an album consisting of photos of how people looked prior hair loss vs bald, maybe that will help to convince others.
Half a year ago, we considered contacting Elon Musk, but nobody here had balls to do so.
This is a great idea. A forum like this is a great place to brainstorm on how we can push this forward. Yes, exclude the older bald men as our front men for those reasons. We need to generate sympathy obviously to be taken seriously, for one day a cure will be made. For all hairloss sufferers!
 

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Organisation of old bald guys wanting young baldites to be our posterchild, they'll just assume we're a NAMBLA sub-branch.
 

CharAblaze

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I agree 100%, we should take action
I seriously doubt that somebody here will do anything seriously.
As I said half a year ago during Follica psychosis the same idea was proposed here, nobody took it seriously.
People were too lazy to do anything, plus most of us have jobs or are studying.
And dank memes require less effort. Building a community from scratch requires massive effort.
Maybe r/tresless would be more interested.
 

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Don't you think bald stars should come up guiding young balding/bald guys how to deal with it.

Why there is no single word from people like Vin Diesel/J.statham/Rock/BruceWillis.


I am excluding Patrick Stewart (Professor X) because everyone knows that video about baldness.
 

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Don't you think bald stars should come up guiding young balding/bald guys how to deal with it.

Why there is no single word from people like Vin Diesel/J.statham/Rock/BruceWillis.


I am excluding Patrick Stewart (Professor X) because everyone knows that video about baldness.
JUST SHAVE IT ALL OFF, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE VIN DIESEL
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Stars? Don't make me f*****g joke. Even Willis looks better with Trump's toupee:
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the f*** is this???
 
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