I've never once seen a happy bald man

Gunnersup

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Bros, correct me if I'm wrong but does anyone else get the feeling that happy bald men don't exist?

The face of every bald guy I've seen is the same. They all look empty inside, almost as if their soul left the bodies of all of them.

Just this morning on my way to class I saw a bald 22 year old who looked like a prisoner of war in WW2. It was honestly depressing. Being bald completely demolishes any hope one can have of a happy life, and this is proven with the faces of norwooders. Honestly the only happy bald guy is probably Johnny Sins, and that's merely because he's f****** a new girl every other day.

Inb4 bald copers
 

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Bros, correct me if I'm wrong but does anyone else get the feeling that happy bald men don't exist?

The face of every bald guy I've seen is the same. They all look empty inside, almost as if their soul left the bodies of all of them.

Just this morning on my way to class I saw a bald 22 year old who looked like a prisoner of war in WW2. It was honestly depressing. Being bald completely demolishes any hope one can have of a happy life, and this is proven with the faces of norwooders. Honestly the only happy bald guy is probably Johnny Sins, and that's merely because he's f****** a new girl every other day.

Inb4 bald copers
My dad is very happy. He says that he's happy he doesn't have hair lol.

But I am pretty sure he would be even happier WITH hair, yes.

And I am as well pretty sure he won't have is hair back before he even dies (calling out miraculous cures i.e.: Stemson, Tsuji lol).
 

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Nah, that's bullshit.

Not bald, but I work with a bald guy who slays and literally is never in a bad mood, even in a high stress job. He doesn't seem like the type of guy who thinks about his lack of hair at all.

You're projecting.
 

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Bros, correct me if I'm wrong but does anyone else get the feeling that happy bald men don't exist?

The face of every bald guy I've seen is the same. They all look empty inside, almost as if their soul left the bodies of all of them.

Just this morning on my way to class I saw a bald 22 year old who looked like a prisoner of war in WW2. It was honestly depressing. Being bald completely demolishes any hope one can have of a happy life, and this is proven with the faces of norwooders. Honestly the only happy bald guy is probably Johnny Sins, and that's merely because he's f****** a new girl every other day.

Inb4 bald copers
How’s it been btw? Last time I checked you’re on some heavy duty treatments for LPP? Have you started finasteride yet?
 

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How’s it been btw? Last time I checked you’re on some heavy duty treatments for LPP? Have you started finasteride yet?
Nah I haven't started finasteride nor do I want to. And I stopped all the other meds. I'm hoping whatever its causing my diffuse hairloss will burn out soon
 

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How’s it been btw? Last time I checked you’re on some heavy duty treatments for LPP? Have you started finasteride yet?
Also I don't really know if it's LPP anymore. That's what my derm said but she sounded unsure
 

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Also I don't really know if it's LPP anymore. That's what my derm said but she sounded unsure
You said it was accutane. It’s probably vitamin A hair loss. Takes a while to regrow I’m guessing.
 

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I got diagnosed with Lichen Planopilaris, but I think it's something else as accutane was the trigger. Maybe my adrenals are messed up
If that's it then you are lucky as hell. Androgenetic Alopecia is a real curse you may not have. The main reason women hate balding is because it is genetic and they don't want future generations in her lineage to go bald and suffer.
 

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If that's it then you are lucky as hell. Androgenetic Alopecia is a real curse you may not have. The main reason women hate balding is because it is genetic and they don't want future generations in her lineage to go bald and suffer.
Yeah I agree, balding is just a visible sign on a male that says "I am genetic sh*t, do not reproduce with me". So I'm guess I'm glad I might not have androgenetic alopecia.
 

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Nah, that's bullshit.

Not bald, but I work with a bald guy who slays and literally is never in a bad mood, even in a high stress job. He doesn't seem like the type of guy who thinks about his lack of hair at all.

You're projecting.
It is unnatural if a human does not care about a substantial change in his atteactiveness
 

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Does this not look like hairloss to you?
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Anyways I lose way to many hairs in the shower regardless of what the density may appear to seem
I legit think some of these dudes are trolling. Sure it’s possible he’s a complete basket case like a lot of the posters here, but he’s probably just a virgin outcast. The Elliot Rogers type. You’ll have no friends and get no pussy with or without hair.
This forum has gone mad.
 
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