Many Posessions To Get Superficial Women To Have Sex With You.

[scorpiolove]

I found this post online and added a couple things to it.
I thought I'd share with you all in the struggle.
Here are some things you can own that can boost your sex appeal, heck even some bald hipsters have been getting some for years and you youngins have to get some game somehow to catch up ,so here it is.
By the way,feel most free to add to this list.
Things to own,
1. Nice clothes(stylin')
2. A cute dog(women think dogs are cute)
3. A nice car(vroom)
4. A nice house( this guys got money)
5. Musical Instruments(musicians always get laid)
6. Certain foods(bananas etc.)
7. Books( oh he's so smart)
8. Nice shoes(he's not a bum)
9. A nice watch( he must have a nice job.
10. A job
11. Money$$$$$

 

[Rudiger]

3. A nice car(vroom)

Oh, cars go vroom, good thing that was included because I was about to go buy an elephant. That's what I was thinking of before the sound hint.

 

[hairblues]

Banana? huh?

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Bananas?

 

[PappinAce]

this is really insightful stuff dude. especially the part about having nice food. i always make sure my place is loaded with bananas when i have a girl over.

 

[yetti]

the thread is crass, but #5 can definitely help in the dating department. with nice girls.

 

[Rudiger]

Banana? huh?

Bananas?

This one also got me really confused, without the sound effect like a car goes vroom, or the visual representation of money being $$$$$$$, I was completely lost.

But you see a banana doesn't have an aural or symbolic reference, so it's not the fault of OP.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Can't forget having at least a 10 inch c***. Anything below she's gonna continue the carousel no matter how many nice bananas you have in your pantry.

 

[Rudiger]

Anything below she's gonna continue the carousel no matter how many nice bananas you have in your pantry.

This makes it sound like you have multiple c****, albeit nice but less than 10 inch c**** which is humble of you to admit.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Things to own: a nice face and a good head of hair.

 

[That Guy]

5. Musical Instruments(musicians always get laid)

Professional musician here.

This is the biggest myth in the book.

I was making money with music back when I was a greasy long hair and it didn't do sh*t for me when it came to women; cutting my hair was more of a turn on than any musical achievement.

Most musicians, like the rock band types, 99% of them in your local area are shitty musicians with low income and poor hygiene to boot and thus are dating their right hands.

If you are good looking to start with, music can give you a VIP, all-access card to vaginas in all ports; flamenco guitarists and drummers faring particularly well by my observations.

 

[Rudiger]

Most musicians, like the rock band types, 99% of them in your local area are shitty musicians with low income and poor hygiene to boot and thus are dating their right hands.

It's kind of amazing how shitty someone can be as a musician and still be praised. Recently I saw a gig which included a guy I sort of know and I was with a bunch of his friends, he was at best a competent rhythm guitarist, when it came to anything remotely involving a riff, never mind a below-medium difficulty solo, he was missing notes all over the show. BUT- he also played on Coldplay song on piano, the incredibly simple Clocks, it was one I learned myself after playing for literally only a few weeks.

That made people afterwards go "wow I didn't know he was a musical genius".

Speaking out of bitterness here as someone who learned up to about level 4-6 piano and on guitar there really isn't a lot that I can't play (struggle with incredibly fast, "shredded" pace solo's, that go on for too long, but I don't pick it up much these days) and I've never capitalised on this as a talent to get pussy. I've never been in a band properly, I've just practised and jammed with some, and hated the sh*t I was surrounded with or the fact they put no effort at all in to learning simple songs beforehand.

Only recently have I remembered just how impressed women can get from knowing guitar.

It's funny how things stick with you forever- so I learned guitar in high school, and it wasn't at all associated with being "cool" as, like you say, the image of a guitar player in my school was all unhygienic greasy kids, pretty much exclusively goths or a weird emo/punk fusion, and if you were seen with a guitar you were lumped in with that.

I mean it was fair enough as I didn't want to know most other guitar players either, it was an embarrassment if anything, and growing on from that and leaving school, that "embarrassment" has sort of stuck with me, to my complete surprise when a girl is completely impressed that you not only can play, but you can play stuff that the majority of "guitarists" wouldn't even attempt. People who aren't into musicianship are impressed by the most basic things, so when you're past intermediate it's actually shocking.

It's like, not only is this not an embarrassment, this is a positive thing? You actually like this?

Maybe I should roll back the years, as sad as that is...

 

[rclark]

the thread is crass, but #5 can definitely help in the dating department. with nice girls.

Especially a Trumpet. If your in the small package department (like my good friend, don't want to mention
any names, but rhymes with "spaghetti"), sometimes a banana CAN help.

Learned that from my good friend, ... uh greenjazz (not her actual real name, of course).

 

[PappinAce]

Look mate, we get it: you were a weak doormat and got fucked over by your ex.

And lol, penis size is largely irrelevant to most women. Like muscles, it's a trait that is valued mostly by men checking out other men. Just don't be too small or too big.

it's funny how guys think dicks are the male equivalent of boobs in terms of sex appeal. like girls get turned on when they see my erect penis bobbing up and down when i pull down my shorts.

 

[rclark]

The best tool for dating is a VIBRATOR! Girls love that.

For someone with a SMALL package, like myself, the ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH does the job.

It puts the HUMMIN in her PLUMMIN!

 

[rclark]

Banana? huh?

You've gone TOO FAR. You REALLY HAVE this time.

I'm gonna REPORT you!

 

[yetti]

Professional musician here.

This is the biggest myth in the book.

I was making money with music back when I was a greasy long hair and it didn't do sh*t for me when it came to women; cutting my hair was more of a turn on than any musical achievement.

Most musicians, like the rock band types, 99% of them in your local area are shitty musicians with low income and poor hygiene to boot and thus are dating their right hands.

Well thats the problem, you're supposed to date women, not your hand!! Simple confusion.

Back in the day I played acoustic guitar, and I wrote songs for specific girls, and played them for them. Sure if you're playing awful covers and originals it won't help, and a greasy bar show may not help, but play a nice song you wrote for a girl and she's sure to like it. So I found it to be true, not a myth.

 

[redpilled]

The list can be boiled down to :-

• have tons of money
• own a dog
• own a banana

 

[rclark]

Well thats the problem, you're supposed to date women, not your hand!! Simple confusion.

Back in the day I played acoustic guitar, and I wrote songs for specific girls, and played them for them. Sure if you're playing awful covers and originals it won't help, and a greasy bar show may not help, but play a nice song you wrote for a for a girl and she's sure to like it. So I found it to be true, not a myth.

Gonna be dating my hand, very soon.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Wow, didn't know you guys were still so bluepilled about dick size. Muh motion of the ocean.

Having a bf with a big dick is status symbol for girls (they tell all their friends), kind of like having a tall bf. Do you really think that black guys are notorious for their big dicks if girls didn't care about dick size?