Men Whose Hair You're Jealous Of (and You Wish You Had)

[Chromedome1990]

Can be anybody, from celebrities to athletes to political figures.

My personal choices: Kurt Russell, Jeff Bridges, and Steve Bannon:

 

[KyleTroy]

Jon gruden

 

[DHTpolice]

I am jealous of women's hair.

 

[BaldingInGermany]

 

[Johnt1997]

My profile picture, he is one of my main hair envies - Cole sprouse

 

[Calchas]

I tended to believe that a female hairline is not suitable for a man,but this guy made me reconsider.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

 

[Stanx22]

It's weird that despite my problems and flaws, but i never get jealous. I may get depressed, but not jealous.

 

[Baldingat188]

Mostly just my peers

I will be walking down the street and see some chad type dude with thick awesome hair style. Or even a twink type guy and I just surge with jealousy and feel like sh*t about myself .

 

[Saulus]

Look at my avatar

 

[blackg]

Jon gruden

Hahaha, John Gruden! That guy has the NFL's best kept hairline under that plastered down blonde doll's hair of his.
Hairspray, don't fail Chucky!

 

[blackg]

I tended to believe that a female hairline is not suitable for a man,but this guy made me reconsider.
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This looks like the guy @Rudiger and I once got into a fight over.

 

[blackg]

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An American we can all be proud of.
God bless Ronnie!

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Young Matt Damon circa Good Will Hunting.

 

[KyleTroy]

Hahaha, John Gruden! That guy has the NFL's best kept hairline under that plastered down blonde doll's hair of his.
Hairspray, don't fail Chucky!

Yeah, actually it is diffuse but id be quite happy with it

 

[davesmith420]

Can be anybody, from celebrities to athletes to political figures.

My personal choices: Kurt Russell, Jeff Bridges, and Steve Bannon:

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Everytime I look at Steve Bannon I have the urge to rub Retin-A all over my face. Dude looks like he has the f*****g suds.

 

[givemeregrowth]

SLAYER

I'm actually jelous of myself from 5 years ago.

 

[Endmymisery]

China's president Xi Jinping

 

[Silber]

 

[Marky]

hey for age 70 come on, I hope to be doing this well 30 years from now: