US is just as stupid. A kid can pick up a bottle of 5% minoxidil with no prescription or anything... but you can't get 2% Nizoral without a prescription like you can in Canada.
I sense a good illicit business opportunity. Purchase a huge stuffed bear, and place it in the bed of a towed UHaul truck. Take the stuffing out of the bear, and use it to hide shipments of 5% minoxidil to Canada, and on the return leg, 2% Nizoral for Americans.
What the hell. I thought NAFTA was supposed to solve shitlike this.