Mom Demanding I Take Part In Family Portrait

[Dsport]

Just wow. Sisters family coming in from Chicago next week

I Hate fricking posing for pics.

Times a million hatless.

Mom knows this but says we need an updated family pic

Need strategy to avoid without offending mom

I'm NOT doing it

Imagine 50 years from now relatives saying ....there's the loser who couldn't pass on his genes

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

No bro,

50 years from now you'll be able to tell them that you lived in a world where people went bald due to inferior medical technology, and that them grandkids should stop complaining because everything they have to go through is easy.

 

[Saurabhaj]

Dude,love this life.
You will never get such beautiful and lovable family .Cherish them.
This equation is one time offering.
In 2067,you will be cursing the decision to skip that pics.


Having a pic with loved ones will give you sweet memories later in life.
Tell mom that you are ready for pics.

 

[Dsport]

I can treasure and love family members and simultaneously NOT be that pathetic weak genetic link freak of......... un-ending generational shame

Dude,love this life.
You will never get such beautiful and lovable family .Cherish them.
This equation is one time offering.
In 2067,you will be cursing the decision to skip that pics.


Having a pic with loved ones will give you sweet memories later in life.
Tell mom that you are ready for pics.

 

[Rudiger]

No bro,

50 years from now you'll be able to tell them that you lived in a world where people went bald due to inferior medical technology, and that them grandkids should stop complaining because everything they have to go through is easy.

"In my day, they stripped the skin off the back of ye head, and shot the grafts on top with a needle"
"Wowww... Tell us more grandad"

 

[Dench57]

"In my day, they stripped the skin off the back of ye head, and shot the grafts on top with a needle"
"Wowww... Tell us more grandad"

How are you gonna reproduce if you're bald though?

 

[Dsport]

"" hey. Its 2088.

They let actual people perform hair transplant back in my day!!!""""

"In my day, they stripped the skin off the back of ye head, and shot the grafts on top with a needle"
"Wowww... Tell us more grandad"

 

[ManinBlack]

No bro,

50 years from now you'll be able to tell them that you lived in a world where people went bald due to inferior medical technology, and that them grandkids should stop complaining because everything they have to go through is easy.

I've lost all my faith in hair restoration technology. In 50 years I imagine that Histogen and Replicel will finally arrive on the market and we still won't have hair multiplication.

 

[Dsport]

Nothing will ever re grow hair on a slick scalp

I've lost all my faith in hair restoration technology. In 50 years I imagine that Histogen and Replicel will finally arrive on the market and we still won't have hair multiplication.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Hey man, do you love that woman? That's your mom bro and if you do, you'll be in that damn photo. Family photos are precious, you get to look all nice with youa loved ones. Cherish this moment forever.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

^^^f*** that's what it is all about. Look at those happy family's. f*****g beautiful

Op dude do you want to miss out on moments like these? Think again

 

[Dsport]

So.......the consensus here is that if a relative had chemo and slickbald, they
Should sack up and take a pic bald cuz mom asked them to?

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Damn I'm getting a raging hard on. Too much sexiness yo mac man I can't take it no more man, I'm gonna explode

 

[Dsport]

To belabor the point, a ,15 year old kid is a norwood 5 and mom wants him to pose for the family Christmas pic, he should readily agree, just because mom loves to lifetime humiliate him for pleasure??

And if mom asked you to assrape a gerbil you would do it?

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[Dontwannabeabetabob]

To belabor the point, a ,15 year old kid is a norwood 5 and mom wants him to pose for the family Christmas pic, he should readily agree, just because mom loves to lifetime humiliate him for pleasure??

And if mom asked you to assrape a gerbil you would do it?

Those two situations are apples and oranges. She wants to create a forever lasting memory with her son...How hard is that to understand?

 

[Dsport]

Not hard at all.

Which is why I asked for some way out of it without hurting mom in the op

Those two situations are apples and oranges. She wants to create a forever lasting memory with her son...How hard is that to understand?

 

[g.i joey]

Dude respect your f*****g mother and take the picture. I don't get what's so hard, it's not like you'll be carrying a copy of it wherever you go. Take it, be done with it, never look at it again, everyone's happy.

 

[Dsport]

Yeah. You guys are right. I just really don't want to do it

Dude respect your f*****g mother and take the picture. I don't get what's so hard, it's not like you'll be carrying a copy of it wherever you go. Take it, be done with it, never look at it again, everyone's happy.

 

[blackg]

Just wow. Sisters family coming in from Chicago next week

I Hate fricking posing for pics.

Times a million hatless.

Mom knows this but says we need an updated family pic

Need strategy to avoid without offending mom

I'm NOT doing it

Imagine 50 years from now relatives saying ....there's the loser who couldn't pass on his genes

I've learnt in situations were there is a happy snaper running around with a camera, it's best to just suck it up and grin through it because I rarely look at the result and just pray any photos of me get deleted from the happy snapper's camera or phone.
Now that works fine for casual photos...

But these f*****g family portraits are an entirely different thing!

Hung on walls for decades to be viewed by friends and strangers alike.
Future generations and possible partners of each of your sibling are free to view your genetic disposition displayed ominously amongst the smiling faces of fullhead brothers and sisters to your left and right.

I hate f*****g portraits!

 

[blackg]

So get in the photo, because mom always wins....

Haha.. This was f*****g hilarious!