My girlfriend has just called me bald brain, and dumped me.

[Guest]

She was standing there shouting at me, as I cowered under the table gripping my hair loss bag.

It all started while I was eating my chocolate cake.

She approached me and said that I spend more time with my hair loss bag, then I do with her.

At first, I was shocked.

I didn’t know she felt this way.

So I denied it.

Their I was, sitting in my chair, wearing my knee length grey socks, my regaine extra strength 5% vest and a pair of Y-fronts. I had chocolate cake all over my face and mouth.

I was also wearing a bib.

A bib.

She was not impressed and required my full attention.

I then reluctantly started to listen.

That’s when, to my horror, she made me decide - it was either her or the hair loss bag.

I had to choose

Dilemma.

I sheepishly gazed up at her

Then gazed at my hair loss bag.

I gazed back up at her again

Then I unzipped my hair loss bag.

In my hair loss bag was my Regaine Extra Strength 5%, my travel size black Toppik, my Toppik pump, my Norwood scale chart, a comb, and last of all, my action figure of Gertrude Norwood - the co-founder of the Norwood scale.

I was always quite proud of my hair loss bag.

It has always been there for me.

I then zipped up my hair loss bag, to find my wife was staring daggers at me.

She required a decision.

Now.

I had chocolate cake all over my mouth and vest. I was looking like Louis from Ghostbusters.

I paused for a minute.

It was all quiet.

I had to decide.

I then started to look at the floor, sheepishly.

As I was gazing at the floor in an embarrassed manner, I quietly muttered the answer.

She replied “pardon!â€

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Speechless. :shock:

 

[Guest]

norwood?

 

[ACT10Npack]

Ok, I know this guy is joking around now. All of this storys are fake. I think he is trying to make fun of bald people.

 

[AKA]

Yeah!

Like... stop picking on us..!


No-o-o-o-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

 

[asolof]

Gunner,

Why don't you gather up these posts and publish a book "Gunner & Noorwood" or something like that. Or possibly run a cartoon series in one of the major newspapers ??

 

[de Gaulle]

I usually find Gunner's posts hillarious: Excellent British humour!!

Go Arsenal!

 

[Whammy]

if someone tried to come between me and my Gertrude Norwood action figure I'd em. Kill em I tell yah! KILL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

 

[Rawbbie]

Stories or no stories, Gunner is still going bald. He hates it. But, he will have to come to terms with the fact he's going to be bald in a few years time.

 

[wheyface33]

Hahahahaah that was a good one Gunner, add this to the classics.

 

[twmajors]

I love em' keep them coming. I look forward to the next one you psycho swedish freak. :freaked2: