my rap about baldness

Exodus2011

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never undaestimate da bald
we aint neva gon' fall
we got that shine on lock
and that dick be on rock
check the clock
time to put on that rogaine
cuz that smooth head be our bane
get that hair growin
keep them lyrics flowin
i take my finasteride
as i grin
and then **** the full heads gurl
and then buy her a pearl
naw **** that sl*t
i **** her in the butt
neva let a b**ch put u in a rutt

feel free to add more, im on that free flow status
 

sheraz1392

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and sometimes i feel depressed
so aggressed
but it's not about da so-called hair perfection
all it is about the mothafuka hairline recession
i'm not in any kinda confusion
all i care about is my fking diffusion
 

Exodus2011

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and sometimes i feel depressed
so aggressed
but it's not about da so-called hair perfection
all it is about the mothafuka hairline recession
i'm not in any kinda confusion
all i care about is my fking diffusion
pretty nice lol

i was going for a humorous route but thats pretty good for a serious tone lol
 

Notcoolanymore

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Dick be on rock? But you on that finasteride?

Too many brothas be spreadin nonsense about finasteride
With that wack info, no way in hell you gonna win
I aint scared of the BS talk about it effecting my d**k
It scares me more to do nothing and one day wake up slick
So make your decision if you wanna give finasteride a chance
If you don't forget about a girl asking you to drop your pants
 

Agustin Araujo

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Every single day when I wake up I take Dutasteride
Treating my hair loss has been nothing but one big ride
Twice a day I put on Minoxidil
Otherwise if I don't my hair starts feeling ill
Every night before I go to bed
I always have a topical on my head
Everyday I worry about becoming bald cause then I'd look old
And I'd also be looked at as a creep who is mean and cold
 

RoyD

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May God bless you all, and I mean it in a good way. Those are some pretty good lyrics.
 

Wolf Pack

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Da world says i got AA cuz imma sinner
I say **** u, wit finasteride imma winner!
Lyf aint eva easy peasy
So wot's new if Min is greasy?
Wit this combo I don a style,
rest of you manz can only smile!

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Too many brothas be spreadin nonsense about finasteride
With that wack info, no way in hell you gonna win
I aint scared of the BS talk about it effecting my d**k
It scares me more to do nothing and one day wake up slick
So make your decision if you wanna give finasteride a chance
If you don't forget about a girl asking you to drop your pants

This is good! Even through the lyrics you are still talking about anti finasteride trolls haha.

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but it's not about da so-called hair perfection
all it is about the mothafuka hairline recession

:punk:

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Every single day when I wake up I take Dutasteride
Treating my hair loss has been nothing but one big ride
Twice a day I put on Minoxidil
Otherwise if I don't my hair starts feeling ill
Every night before I go to bed
I always have a topical on my head
Everyday I worry about becoming bald cause then I'd look old
And I'd also be looked at as a creep who is mean and cold

Nice try Agustin, felt some of you coming through that rap.

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check the clock
time to put on that rogaine
cuz that smooth head be our bane

Yeaaaaa, feeling that!
 

Notcoolanymore

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This is good! Even through the lyrics you are still talking about anti finasteride trolls haha.

I can't let you fight the good fight all by yourself.
 
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