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[vauxall]

I have been on this damn forum for two years, I'm still "newbie". How long more do I have to spam and troll be sumthing like "F0rúM SÚpaheeroow"?

 

[Petchsky]

You gotta post more often, noob

 

[Cassin]

OFF TOPIC DOESN'T UP POST COUNTS

:whistle:

 

[The Gardener]

Hey noob, aren't you supposed to be starting and ending all of your posts with the word "sir"?

Drop and give me twenty push ups.

Where are you from?

Oh really?! Only steers and queers come from there, and I don't see any horns.

How tall are you? Holy jesus, I didn't know they could stack sh*t that high.

 

[Bryan]

The best part of you was a brown stain that ran down the crack of your mother's ***!

 

[OverMachoGrande]

OFF TOPIC DOESN'T UP POST COUNTS

:whistle:

You beat me to it Cassin. LOL!!

 

[OverMachoGrande]

Hey noob, aren't you supposed to be starting and ending all of your posts with the word "sir"?

Drop and give me twenty push ups.

Where are you from?

Oh really?! Only steers and queers come from there, and I don't see any horns.

How tall are you? Holy jesus, I didn't know they could stack sh*t that high.

GREAT MOVIE!!

 

[HughJass]

I have been on this damn forum for two years, I'm still "newbie". How long more do I have to spam and troll be sumthing like "F0rúM SÚpaheeroow"?

pfttt you need to accept your fate down here in the gutter with me and every other less-than-300-poster


We'll never be a CCS or a Bryan.

 

[somone uk]

I have been a damn :newbie: on this forum for two years and I'm still "newbie". How long more do I have to spam and troll be sumthing like "F0rúM SÚpaheeroow"?

NOOOB :laugh: :laugh: :whistle:

 

[Petchsky]

The best part of you was a brown stain that ran down the crack of your mother's ***!

I think this is the dirtiest joke Bryan has ever cracked, also the funniest.

 

[OverMachoGrande]

The best part of you was a brown stain that ran down the crack of your mother's ***!

I think this is the dirtiest joke Bryan has ever cracked, also the funniest.

I believe you are correct Petch! :woot:

 

[Bryan]

The best part of you was a brown stain that ran down the crack of your mother's ***!

I think this is the dirtiest joke Bryan has ever cracked, also the funniest.

I hope you guys realize that I was just quoting another line from Full Metal Jacket, just as Gardener had done before me!

 

[OverMachoGrande]

The best part of you was a brown stain that ran down the crack of your mother's ***!

I think this is the dirtiest joke Bryan has ever cracked, also the funniest.

I hope you guys realize that I was just quoting another line from Full Metal Jacket, just as Gardener had done before me!

Damnit Bryan, I should have known that as I have watched that movie countless times but apparently not enough. :innocent:

 

[Bryan]

Damnit Bryan, I should have known that as I have watched that movie countless times but apparently not enough. :innocent:

I have a copy of that movie, and just checked it again, to be sure I got it right. The scene occurs almost exactly five minutes into the movie, as Senior Drill Instructor Hartman is making his rounds among the men. He stops to harangue Private Cowboy:

Hartman: How tall are you, Private?
Private Cowboy: Sir 5 foot 9, sir!
Hartman: 5 foot 9, I didn't know they stack sh*t that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? Huh??
Private Cowboy: Sir no sir!
Hartman: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

 

[somone uk]

[youtube:20m9e0iz]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o7oKQECBjs[/youtube:20m9e0iz] see for yourself :innocent:

the bootcamp part of the film is all up on youtube, and the film goes downhill after the bootcamp imo
it should of just been a film about the bootcamp imo

 

[Petchsky]

I've noticed that most Kubrick films, or the ones i've watched, all seem to be in two parts. FMJ is good, but not his best...Definitely agree about the film being less interesting after the bootcamp...

'Eyes Wide Shut' is his best work imo, that film is a masterpiece.

'Apocolypse Now Redux' best war movie of all time :woot:

 

[OverMachoGrande]

Damnit Bryan, I should have known that as I have watched that movie countless times but apparently not enough. :innocent:

I have a copy of that movie, and just checked it again, to be sure I got it right. The scene occurs almost exactly five minutes into the movie, as Senior Drill Instructor Hartman is making his rounds among the men. He stops to harangue Private Cowboy:

Hartman: How tall are you, Private?
Private Cowboy: Sir 5 foot 9, sir!
Hartman: 5 foot 9, I didn't know they stack sh*t that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? Huh??
Private Cowboy: Sir no sir!
Hartman: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Right you are Sir! I just watched it again today.