OSH 101 is well on its way, thanks to this team! =)

[elguapo]

I introduce to you a photo of THE most seemingly compitent team of reasearchers this side o'... awe hell, who am I kidding? Just look at the photos. My bets for the one researcher to figure this out is the dude with the tats:

http://www.osteoscreen.com/info.html

Just joking around. A frickin Saturday night, and I did f'in laundry!!! And to top it off, I went to lunch with my soul-mate/x-girlfriend, and she told me that she's moving in with her current boyfriend. And the hits just KEEP ON COMIN'!

 

[Cassin]

ouch

 

[Odelay]

Cut off your ear and send it to her that always gets them back. That or you could fake some serious medical condition (other than baldness) and hope she will realize she cares for you more than the other guy. Just make sure she never finds out or she will probably end up on Oprah or The View talking about her psycho ex that pretended to be dying. If that happens your dating life would be pretty fucked up considering how many women watch that show. You would really be done for if they show a picture of you or lure you onto the set thinking you were brought there to meet a long lost friend.