Patty and Selma

[IBM]

When i see Ned Flanders from The Simpsons reminds what i am and what i've done in my life: dedicated to garbage and sewers. But even he had wife and created two children.

So i'm the masculine of Patty or Selma. But instead of their polluted lungs and ash halitosis i've my hairloss and old hair. Hair of a one hundred and fifty years old's man. Life's do big turns and surprises everyone.

I remember those times of 1997 when i was a dumb kid with great hair. Never knew what was fun and never knew what was to be with a love crush. Ignorance is hapiness and yet no. If i forseen that my destiny was to be bald i should be prepared myself for the Bane.
I should burn what is left of me and silently clean the dirty and rot dust of from worlds memory.


I wish i had the old hair back. I'm not happy without it :cry: .

 

[IBM]

After the discussion with GrowHairGrow! i realized that i have no condition to be loved. I refuse to be with a women that thinks of me as a dinner shop inventor or an salary worker for food and water. I refuse. I simply refuse. If they think that they'll use me has a piece of wood for drown salvation just forget and i'll say to them in their face.

A single guy that i know was saying to he would go to kazakistan or prickistan to find a women to marry thinking that and western european might have a big chance. How could he think that monstruosity? Import women by wealth? Welcome to Providence Western World.

 

[Itsonlyinmyhead]

I love this, "women.....blah....blah!!!". How on earth do you know what all women on the planet are like? Sure some women are like that, they are leeches, some women cant keep their legs closed but alot of women are decent, I would trust some just as much as I trust my male friends Remember some men cant keep their c**** in their trousers, some men are leeches and stick to something they want/need.
Women arent the primary evil in the world, its the culture that some people (men AND women) believe to be right. Its sh*t but they will end up old, lonely and sad someday.

I dont know if the above makes sense so I apologise in advance

 

[hairwegoagain]

prickistan

Twatvakia is much nicer...

 

[Aplunk1]

IBM,
it's time for you to make a pot of coffee, sit down, and figure what you're going to do for yourself. Make it something you can be proud of.

 

[stampede]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

Regardless of what you've written here, if a woman showed even a small interest in you, I bet you'd be round her heels like a good little doggy.

This post is an attempt to convince yourself. It's not working on anyone else.

 

[JayBear]

What is a dinner shop inventor?

 

[hair_tomorrow]

When I saw the subject line on this thread I though itd have something to do w/ Selma Hayack (sp?).

Selma H. Yea, I'd do her.

 

[IBM]

What is a dinner shop inventor?

Is the poor soul that invented the concept of dinner shop.

 

[neverwakeme]

Yep.. life is crap, ignorance is bliss and if I had the money and I'd froze myself to wake up 5000 years from now, by then there should be a cure for everything!

 

[kilgore]

it's not about having kids or having wife. It's about hair.

GHG was talking about finding happiness which I think is what everybody wants in life, even you IBM. Happiness is different for everyone. Whatever makes you happy does not necessarily make me happy because everybody has different ways of looking at life. You think that only hair can bring you happiness. GHG thinks that you reach happiness when you are in love with a girl and start a family. He sees balding men who look happy and have loving wives and kids and he thinks that maybe they are happy after all. If other bald/balding guys can reach happiness then why can't we? I agree with GHG.

And seriously how can a women like me without my hair? I cant imagine.

You think that a woman cannot like you without your hair. Just because you think it doesn't make it true. That's just the way you think. Not everybody thinks like you. Maybe you will find a girl who you like and who likes you without your hair.

You always go to extremes. You are either handsome or ugly. Is there a chance, that you are somewhere in between? That you are an OK-looking kind of guy with a lot of qualities that a woman would find attractive? I think you are romantic, idealistic, you have a lot of artistic sensibilities, you are funny even if you don't mean to and you are always ready to help someone else. Girls love a guy like that. I don't know you personally but I see that you have all those qualities from all the posts you write.

 

[kilgore]

When i see Ned Flanders from The Simpsons reminds what i am and what i've done in my life: dedicated to garbage and sewers.

There's nothing wrong with working at a dinner shop. It's an honest and decent job. But you cannot work there forever. You have to decide what you want to make with your life. Do you want to be 65 years old looking back at your life and remembering that instead of doing something valuable with it you spent it hiding in your room lamenting about hairloss?
Why don't you go back to school? From all the poetry in what you write I see you could become a writer or a journalist or anything you would like. You just have to find something you like and go after your dreams.

 

[IBM]

kilgore thanks for your kind words. I also thanks to hairwegoagain, s.a.f and powersam. I'm feeling much much better.
I've to make the effort to forget her and improve myself. She's something that i'll never achieve so i've to think in my future. I'll have to ignore her and fake that she doesnt matter to me.

There's a lot of girls out there and at least few are what i'm looking for. For example few hours ago i was in the mall in some restaurant and a pretty young girl was looking at me (i catched her thrice) and she and her mom sit in front of me. She had very good body and she was pretty (dark and thick hair and mediterranic lean face).

Maybe if i grew my hair i'll be more atractive though a poor image.

 

[IBM]

So i'm the masculine of Patty or Selma. But instead of their polluted lungs and ash halitosis i've my hairloss and old hair. Hair of a one hundred and fifty years old's man. Life's do big turns and surprises everyone.

Patty and Selma? What i was thinking? I'm Rod and Tod human flesh version.