Perfect response to someone who called you "bald"

[thylax]

 

[dorianyates]

"Pound" him then "pump" his girlfriend!!!!!!!!!

 

[thylax]

:lol: and then "pump" his cup of tea. lol

 

[thylax]

:beer:

 

[iamnaked]

Nah - make em feel small. Thank them sarcastically for their observation. The best revenge is one which is tied to the crime.

 

[camobear777]

Beauty is only skin deep...I guess that's why you have hair.

 

[Freestyle]

Tell them you have cancer.

That'll make 'em feel like shite.

 

[Steve4263]

That bald spot is a solar panel for my brain.

 

[kiwi1973]

tell him he's going bald too and point to his whorl(the area of the crown where the hair fans out from) as most peoples hair looks a little thin there also its very hard to get a good look at in the mirror and will drive him crazy tring to cheek it

 

[The Gardener]

I love jacking off into other people's coffee. I suppose that would be my response of choice.

 

[VWdude]

You should have added all of the above (except the last option).

Cuz thats where I would be!

 

[Aplunk1]

A Stewie Griffin response. Any of them will do.

 

[Z]

all of the above for me. I may also put laxatives in the coffee along with the jizz and scratch his car up too.

 

[Aplunk1]

And I thought I had issues...

 

[iamnaked]

all of the above for me. I may also put laxatives in the coffee along with the jizz and scratch his car up too.

perfect response to someone who called you bald?
Beat him
Hope he gets bald too
Have sex with his girlfriend
Ejaculate secretly in his cup of coffee
Ignore him (not recommended by me)



Hmmm,... so that's like you rock up to his local coffee shop while he's getting his daily cup, dragging in his girlfriend by her hair. Then, when he turns round to see what the commotion's about you super-swiftly bone her while beating him around the head with a lit torch (a fire-poi or something) so he goes bald too, before busting your nuts in his mocha, and as a grand finale strolling out the door as if nothing had happened.

I think I might like this over-the-top revenge stuff after all.

 

[Z]

And after leaving said coffee shop. Scratch up his new car with some appropriate disgusting graffiti.

 

[DonaldAnderson]

all of those would work.

 

[ACT10Npack]

Just don't be around that guy. Sometimes the best thing to do is to be the better man. Tell him that, I do have a hair loss problem and I can't do anything about it and if you start lossing your hair then you would understand that there is nothing around with that.

 

[thylax]

I just beat another guy who made comments about my comb down today. I think that each time I do that, about 50 hair regrow in my temples :lol: :lol: .

 

[Guest]

I voted for the ejaculation. But when something like that would happen to me in real life I would try to find his weakness and point it out. For instance I would call him a loser for having a bad job, make fun of his girlfriend or maybe comment on his height. Whatever, when someone is making fun of my baldness I would turn really angry and nothing could hold me back.